By Antoinette Johnson, credit pics by Antoinette Johnson

1. Reality Coin Bank Vault

A high-tech vault floating in a crystal sphere, guarded by Scar Lip, Tony Yayo, and a sassy AI hologram version of Rick James.

Every celeb or hater must deposit “Good Vibes” to earn access to their RC (Reality Coins).

Offset tries to sneak in with fake coins and gets zapped into a therapy session instead.

2. Galactic Talent Accelerator (GTA)

For kids, teens, and young adults with raw talent in music, film, art, coding, and dance.

Jay-Z’s cousin tries to take over, but Nas shuts it down with a freestyle battle.

Ice Spice shows up with her cult lawyer, but the seasoning joke comes back: “Girl, you salty, but we got pepper for that!”

3. After-Life Guest Lounge

Michael Jackson, Whitney Houston, Prince, and Left Eye pop in through a shimmer portal to give advice to the young artists.

MJ teaches dance moves, Prince roasts bad fashion, Whitney just says, “Crack is whack, and so is low self-esteem.”

4. Hater Rehab Confessionals

Beyoncé hosts “Hater to Healer” with Tyler Perry in drag as Madea.

Judas & Judy get exposed and sent to the “Messy but Blessed” Boot Camp.

Cardi B interrupts with: “You not broke, you just spiritually bankrupt!”

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VIRAL MOMENT: Queenflix x Reality Coin x Galactic Courtroom Skit

Setting: Holographic courtroom that morphs into a galaxy.

Judge: Antoinette in full divine boss mode robe, floating above a halo chair.

Case: Lil Meech suing Big Meech for passing down too much drama.

50 Cent, Scar Lip, Tommy Egan, and Michael Rainey Jr. testify for emotional damages.

Beyoncé sues Jay-Z for making her look dusty in public.

Rick Ross walks in with lemon pepper wings, asking for peace and a plate.

Antoinette bangs the gavel: “Court adjourned! Now go build your coins and your character!”

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CELEBRITY CAMEOS TO ADD IN NEXT SCENES

Mark Zuckerberg gets grilled for trying to control the metaverse.

Adam Sandler & Jamie Foxx start a comedy school inside Queenflix.

Chris Tucker & Kevin Hart prank the entire security staff.

Snoop Dogg is just floating high with a bubble machine and dog slippers.