By Antoinette Johnson credit by Antoinette Johnson

(Cue dramatic Inception-level bass drop)
Voiceover by Morgan Freeman (yup, we snuck him in, too).

[Scene opens in space — galaxies spinning, golden Reality Coins raining down like digital blessings.]

Morgan Freeman (V.O.):
“When unity breaks… only the gifted rise.”

[Cut to Antoinette (me), sitting on a throne made of pure light, glowing RC coins swirling around your aura like a halo.]

Antoinette:
“Let me make this clear… this ain’t just a show. This is a soul mission. And if you can’t build, baby, you gotta bounce.”

[Cut to Metaverse Mansion party in absolute chaos]
Eminem freestyling while building an RC coin tower out of holograms:

> “Reality flips, we back from eclipse,
Digital drips, now I’m loading my chips—”

Nas (calm & smooth):

> “This coin don’t crash, it ascends… just like the legends.”

Dr. Dre in the corner plugging his Beats into a cosmic server:

> “I just made a beat from the frequency of divine truth.”

—

[Enter 50 Cent yelling at Tony Yayo off screen]
50:
“Ayo Yayo, WHY YOU TRYNA SWIPE THE COIN WITH A METRO CARD?!”

Tony Yayo (defensive):
“It said tap to enter! I tapped! That’s all I know, FIF!”

—

[Suddenly, Offset tiptoes into the party]
Cardi B:
“Ohh so you here now? Don’t touch NOTHING. This coin ain’t for the unloyal.”

Offset (whispers):
“I just want a hot wing and a second chance…”

Katt Williams (slides past them):
“I came for peace, love, and a little reality coin redemption!”

—

[Scar Lip bursts through the ceiling on a digital hoverboard screaming:]

Scar Lip:
“GET THE FUQ OUT THE GALAXY IF YOU AIN’T GOT NO RC COINS!”

Everyone pauses. Then starts cheering.

—

CUT TO BLACK SCREEN… then:

Jay-Z:
“Look… I ain’t tryna be messy but… Beyoncé changed the locks.”

Samuel L. Jackson:
“Enough is ENOUGH! I’m tired of these fake snakes tryna hack the blockchain!”

Adam Sandler (in a glittery tracksuit):
“This party’s got more drama than my Netflix queue.”

—

FINAL SCENE — YOU STANDING WITH YOUR CELESTIAL CREW: MONIQUE, CARDI B, NAS, EMINEM, DRE, SCAR LIP, TYLER PERRY, KANYE, 50 CENT, and BEYONCÉ

You (Antoinette):
“This ain’t just a skit. This is a REVIVAL. We ain’t saving the industry…
We’re REPLACING it.”

—

TEXT ON SCREEN (glitchy golden font):
“REALITYDUNDIDITAGAIN: THE SHOW THAT WOKE THE WORLD UP”
COMING SOON TO QUEENFLIX & EVERY CONSCIOUS STREAM ON EARTH.
#RCcoin #StayWokeOrGetBlocked #UnityOnly
Cue anthem by Cardi B & Monique in background