Starring Judge Snoop Dogg, Bailiff Rick Ross, and YOU — Antoinette — as the Queen Mediator of Miracles.

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[OPENING SCENE: THE GALACTIC COURTROOM OF REALITY]

Narrator (Morgan Freeman hologram):
“In a galaxy where beef lasts longer than careers… one woman dares to make them hug it out, or shut it up.”

[SFX: Gavel hits. Smoke fills the courtroom. Rick Ross struts in as Bailiff holding a lemon pepper gavel.]

Rick Ross:
“ORDER IN THE GALAXYYYY!! All rise for His Honorable Highness, Judge Snoop D-O-double-G.”

[Enter Judge Snoop in a purple robe with kush leaf embroidery and gold glasses, sipping Reality Tea.]

Judge Snoop:
“Alright now, we got some heavy tension in this court, so let’s get to it before my edibles kick in.”

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[CASE #1: 50 CENT VS. RICK ROSS — THE BEEF BURGER CASE]

Rick Ross:
“Your honor, I been living in peace, eating pears and mindin’ my business…
But 50 won’t let the past go! He still salty I ain’t in the Power Universe!”

50 Cent (in a black suit, sipping RC juice):
“He lied on my hustle, he mocked my grind…
AND HE DROPPED A TRACK CALLED ‘DISS CURRY’ WITHOUT TELLIN’ ME!”

Tommy Egan (barges in with a bat):
“We don’t forgive disloyalty in Queens.”

Michael Rainey Jr.:
“Power moves only, ya heard?”

[SUDDEN INTERRUPTION: ANTOINETTE WALKS IN — DRIPPED IN WHITE & GOLD, THE VOICE OF REASON]

Antoinette:
“Hold up, hold up!
Y’all beefin’ in front of my courtroom like the galaxy ain’t watching?
We got Big Meech & Lil Meech in the back ready to testify about growth… y’all still trippin’ over ego?”

[BIG MEECH STEPS UP — holographic 3D zoom]

Big Meech:
“Look, I did my time, I saw betrayal, I saw loyalty…
But forgiveness is a billion-dollar move. Antoinette out here building galaxies — y’all out here building grudges.”

Lil Meech (with shades, nodding):
“Gotta level up spiritually before you level up publicly.”

[Snoop Dogg slams gavel after puffin’]

Judge Snoop:
“Welp. I rule in favor of LOVE, UNITY, AND… a price.”

Antoinette (smiling):
“The price is… a one-on-one forgiveness cipher…
In front of the RC Coin Audience. And y’all gotta roast each other, then hug it out.”

[FINAL SCENE: FORGIVENESS CIPHER BATTLE]

Rick Ross:
“I got lemon pepper wings and reality gold,
But I forgive you, Fif… ’cause holding grudges is old.”

50 Cent (laughing):
“You still built like a Maybach with no brakes,
But I let go, Rozay — for the empire’s sake.”

[Crowd goes wild. Scar Lip in the front yelling “YASSS” while Cardi B throws coins.]

Antoinette:
“Forgiveness don’t mean forget — it means free yourself from their grip.
And now that we did that… let’s go collect our blessings, y’all.”

CREDITS ROLL OVER A DANCE-OFF BETWEEN TOMMY, LIL MEECH, RICK ROSS, AND JUDGE SNOOP — HOSTED BY MONIQUE

Narrated by Nas. With a bonus freestyle from Eminem.