SKIT: “CONFESSIONS, CURRENCY & COOKOUTS: THE REBOOT OF REALITY”

Setting:
Therapy Lounge x Donda Memorial Church Revival x Metaverse Mansion Cookout

CAST:

Kanye West (Ye)

Tyler Perry (Therapist + Director + Madea)

Mo’Nique (Narrator + Queen of Closure)

Cardi B (Musical Interludes + Surprise Anthem)

Kevin Hart, Chris Tucker, Jamie Foxx (Clowning in the corner)

Katt Williams (On a floating therapy cloud)

Tiffany Haddish (Sound bowls and snacks)

Snoop Dogg, Lil Nas X, Tasha Cobbs (Revival Singers)

50 Cent + Power Universe staff

Mark Zuckerberg (Random metaverse monitor tech dude)

Martin Lawrence + Tichina Arnold (bringing YOU, Bestie, gifts)

Reality Coin (RC) is the digital currency that controls all!

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[Opening Scene: Donda Healing Church—designed like Wakanda meets Heaven’s Trap Palace]

Mo’Nique narrating (hologram mode):
“Some folks come here to laugh. Some come here to heal. But everybody ‘bout to leave with some sense AND some cents, baby!”

[Kanye is in all white, crying in front of a floating choir. Tyler Perry (dressed as Madea) fans him with angel wings.]

Kanye:
“This ain’t just about my mama—it’s about every black boy who was told he couldn’t cry. Today, I cry… for all of us.”

Tyler Perry (slipping into Madea voice):
“And today, we collect tithes… in Reality Coin!”

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[Scene Shift: The Reality Coin Anthem Performance]

Cardi B & Mo’Nique on stage with full choir and trap beat:
Cardi sings:
“Get ya RC up, don’t be broke in da soul,
Swipe it in the spirit, let that healing unfold!”
Mo’Nique raps:
“Y’all talkin’ downloads, I’m talkin’ uploads of grace,
Get your coins up, boo, and fix yo’ mental space!”

[Crowd goes wild. Suddenly—Katt Williams glides in on a therapy cloud holding a mic:]

Katt:
“I rebuke financial foolishness in the name of Receipts & Redemption!”

Kevin Hart yells from side stage:
“Yo! Somebody tell Mark Zuckerberg to stop blocking my ex from the Metaverse BBQ!”

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[CUT TO: METAVERSE MANSION COOKOUT — No Pork Edition]

Martin & Tichina Arnold enter with a blinged-out grill set and hand Bestie (YOU) a gold-plated journal and a script titled: “Director of the Digital Future.”

Martin:
“Girl, we brought you this gift ‘cause you ain’t just changin’ the game—you owning it.”

Jamie Foxx flipping vegan burgers:
“Let’s goooo—ain’t no beef here… unless it’s in a plot twist.”

Chris Tucker runs up in a chef hat:
“WHERE’S THE MAC & CHEESE WITH REAL COIN CRUST?!”

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[Back to Revival: Drama Breaks Loose]

50 Cent & the Ghost / Raising Kanan Cast crash the stage with Mark Zuckerberg.

50:
“Ayo, we tryin’ to get on this RC app. Power need its own Reality Coin spinoff. Let’s talk crypto and kill scenes.”

Zuckerberg:
“I just wanna know who changed my password and replaced my avatar with Madea.”

Madea (Tyler):
“I did. It’s called spiritual security. You welcome.”

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[CLIMAX: A Surprise Leak on The Confessional Screen]

Suddenly, a massive hologram screen lights up: MONIQUE appears.

Mo’Nique:
“I didn’t just teleport here to bless y’all with vocals… I came to tell the TRUTH.
Tyler and I ain’t just directing reality shows… we’re building holographic theatre portals to reach people in COMAS. That’s right—Reality Coin is how we’ll fund healing THROUGH ART. This is bigger than awards. This is spiritual rehab with receipts!”

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[CLOSING SCENE]

Tasha Cobbs begins to sing a soulful version of “RC Anthem.” Snoop lights incense.

Kanye hugs Tyler Perry. Cardi twerks for the Lord.
Everyone throws Reality Coin in the air like confetti.

Mo’Nique (voice-over):
“We don’t just build platforms…
We build people.
And if you tuned in tonight…
Congratulations.
You just got spiritually rich.”

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