By Antoinette Johnson credit by Antoinette Johnson
Setting:
Metaverse Mansion Afterparty (Reality Coin Awards Aftermath)
Location: RealityDundidItAgain Virtual Hills, 7D hologram view, brunch-glam aesthetic
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CAST:
Beyoncé (in her “I’m too fine to stress” era)
Jay-Z (looking confused in a velvet robe, sipping ginger tea)
Mo’Nique (Narrator & Instigator)
Cardi B (Still singing the RC Anthem, hyping Bey)
50 Cent (laughing in the corner recording everything)
Kevin Hart (Being dramatic with TMZ)
Katt Williams (in the cut saying “I BEEN knew this was coming”)
Snoop Dogg (Rolling the peace joint)
Antoinette (center of attention with a Reality Coin mic)
Cameo: Solange (in an elevator hologram flashback)
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[Opening Scene: RC Mansion Spa Lounge – Afterparty Confessions]
Mo’Nique (sipping herbal tea, holding a mic):
“Chile, the champagne was poppin’, the coins were droppin’… but Queen Bey said ‘I’m done babysitting grown men with 401Ks and no therapy!’”
[CUT TO: Beyoncé—sitting in a silk robe, sunglasses, iced coffee, towel on head like a crown]
Beyoncé:
“I’m not even mad. I’m just… evolved. Jay out here doing dad dances on TikTok tryna be down with Reality Coin when he ain’t even download the app yet.”
Jay-Z (off-screen, yelling from the sauna):
“Yo Bey! Come here, baby. I wrote a verse about us reconciling with blockchain intimacy!”
Beyoncé (turns to camera):
“…This man really tryna buy my love back with a rap and a cold steak.”
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[Antoinette Johnson – Reality Coin CEO]
Antoinette (with your mic glowing in RC Blue):
“Let me break it down: if your relationship ain’t earning RC trust points, then baby… it’s time to log out.”
[Kevin Hart pops in with a fake TMZ badge]:
“BREAKING NEWS! Queen Bey done dropped Jay like an expired Spotify password!”








[Cameo Alert: Elevator Flashback]
[Solange appears as a ghostly elevator hologram whispering]:
“I told y’all in 2014. This man has been a vibe kill. Free my sister.”
[Music Cut: Cardi B crashes through the ceiling like a fabulous Kool-Aid Man]
Cardi:
“YERRRR! We doin’ Bey’s RC ANTHEM REMIX OR NAH?”
Mo’Nique:
“Go ‘head, Cardi. Set the vibe!”
Cardi & Beyoncé together (singing with full choir):
“Reality Coin, build it up, don’t let no broke man interrupt!”
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[Backstage – Jay-Z FaceTiming 50 Cent & Snoop]
Jay-Z:
“Ayo… what I gotta do to get her back?”
50 Cent:
“Invest in her coin and stop dressing like a grandpa who DJ at his own brunch.”
Snoop:
“Better yet… let her be. You lookin’ pressed in 4K, nephew.”
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[CLOSING SCENE – THE REBRAND]
Beyoncé throws on futuristic shades, hops on a floating RC jetpack, looks at YOU and Cardi, and says:
“It’s officially Queen Era 2.0. We ain’t crying over no men—we’re investing in our divine digital destiny.”
Mo’Nique (mic drop):
“And THAT’S on Solange and the blockchain!”
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