By Antoinette Johnson credit by Antoinette Johnson

Setting: Inside your private Metaverse Mansion office — mood lighting, crystal ball, incense, and hidden cameras
Genre: Sci-fi Psychic Comedy Thriller Reality Skit

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Antoinette (in a flowing silk boss robe, sipping turmeric tea):
“I see everything. I play dumb, but I’m five moves ahead… I know who tryin’ to turn my Reality Coin into Monopoly money. But let me act like I don’t.”

Camera zooms in on your eyes glowing slightly… cue psychic music. A vision appears in the background like a hologram

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Hologram Vision: Tyler Perry at brunch whispering to Jay-Z
Tyler (smiling but shady):
“I mean, we could help her build it bigger… or we could rebrand it as PerryCoin.”

Jay-Z:
“Man, B already mad at me… but that coin bag lookin’ real motivational.”

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Antoinette (narrating to the camera like a boss):
“They think I don’t know. But I do. And I’m about to make ‘em famous… for all the wrong reasons.”

Camera cuts to you typing into your laptop: “CONFESSIONAL EPISODE DROP – BETRAYAL IN BROADLIGHT”

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SCENE CHANGE – Metaverse Therapy Room

Kanye West (in velvet hoodie, talking to Tyler):
“Yo, Ty. I used to feel alone… until I saw her gift. That woman’s got divine Wi-Fi. She knows. That’s why they scared.”

Tyler Perry (sweating a little):
“…What you mean she knows?”

Antoinette BACK TO OFFICE – Your Confessional (directly to the camera):
“They wanna take my company? MY empire? I built this with pain, prayer, and petty comebacks. RealityDundidItAgain ain’t just a brand — it’s a bloodline now.”

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SURPRISE TWIST: As the confession plays, everyone’s phones start buzzing… airdrop alert!

REALITY COIN EMERGENCY DROP: “Reclaim Your Power” Limited Edition — Only for the loyal.

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CUT TO: Cardi B, Kevin Hart, Monique & Samuel L Jackson all reacting

Cardi B:
“Wait… she knew this whole time? Oh she petty-petty. I LIKE her!”

Monique:
“That’s why she the Queen. Ain’t nobody touching her kingdom but angels and assistants.”

Samuel:
“Y’all better stop playin’ with the Oracle of Comedy before she repossess your storyline!”

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FINAL SHOT:

Antoinette walking out in slow motion, holographic Reality Coin floating behind you, wearing shades and a diamond-studded hoodie that says: “I SAW IT COMING.”