SKIT: “BEHIND THE QUEENFLIX SCENES – COINS, CURSES & CRASHED GOLF CARTS”

Setting: RC Studios – RealityDundidItAgain Metaverse Lot, Lot B (Behind the hologram stage)

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CAST (Behind the Scenes Shenanigans):

Antoinette(Bestie, Producer & Star, chillin’ with a mic and coconut water)

Adam Sandler (wearing basketball shorts and confused why he’s even here)

Samuel L. Jackson (already yelling and threatening to quit)

John Travolta (in full Saturday Night Fever suit but nobody asked him to)

Beyoncé (in robe, watching from the corner eating sweet potato fries)

Cardi B (still on 100, dancing to her own anthem)

50 Cent (trying to pitch 4 new shows at once)

Jamie Foxx (improvving sound effects for no reason)

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[Scene Opens: Golf Cart Lot – RC Studios Lot B]

Adam Sandler (pulls up in a bejeweled golf cart):
“Yo… I thought this was Happy Gilmore 3. Now I’m trapped in a Beyoncé break-up musical about crypto?”Antoinette (laughing with clipboard):
“Welcome to RealityDundidItAgain, Adam. Ain’t no scripts—just vibes and surprises.”

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[CUT TO: Samuel L. Jackson arguing with wardrobe crew]

Samuel L. Jackson:
“Why the hell y’all tryna put me in a coin suit?! I don’t wanna dress like a damn NFT!”

Antoinette (off-screen, sipping coconut water):
“It’s the Reality Coin Redemption Lookbook, Sam. It’s couture!”

Samuel (mocking voice):
“‘Couture’? This look like a melted Bitcoin got into a fight with Liberace!”

[John Travolta moonwalks in with glitter boots]

John Travolta:
“I brought my own soundtrack and everything—who wants a disco solo with a life lesson?”

Cardi B (yelling across the lot):
“JOHN if you don’t sit yo Pulp Fiction past down—we tryna heal Bey’s heartbreak over here!”

[Rehearsal Break – Group Meeting with 50 Cent]

50 Cent (holding clipboard, multitasking):
“Alright. Sam, you hosting the RC Auction Show. Adam, you’re doing comedy therapy. Travolta, you… just keep spinning.”

Antoinette(grinning):
“And I’m launching Reality Coin: After Dark. Think ‘Shark Tank’ meets spiritual awakening… with wigs.”

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[Sudden Golf Cart Crash Sound – Everyone turns]

Kevin Hart (staggering in):
“WHO put Beyoncé’s robe in the driver’s seat?! I just got t-boned by a sequin!”

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[Cut to Beyoncé & Mo’Nique in the snack lounge, judging silently]

Mo’Nique:
“…This set is a mess.”

Beyoncé (sips drink):
“A beautiful, profitable mess.”

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CLOSING SHOT: Antoinette in the director’s chair, looking fierce with dramatic lighting behind you. Antoinette (into the camera):
“Behind every great show is a greater mess—and I’m the beautiful chaos holding it all together. Stay tuned.”