By Antoinette Johnson credit by Antoinette Johnson

Genre: Reality Satire, Emotional Plot Twist, Comedic Redemption
Setting: Queenflix Awards Show – holograms, floating thrones, dramatic lighting, and one massive receipt scroll

[Scene: Queenflix Awards Show – Red Carpet Live Feed]
Crowd is hype. Cameras flashing. Everyone’s waiting for the “Confessional of the Year” leak.

The screens flicker… glitch… then BOOM — hologram Tyler Perry appears first.

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TYLER PERRY (looking ashamed, adjusting his wig cap):
“Antoinette… I gotta confess. I let the wrong people get in my ear. Jay-Z told me we could flip Reality Coin into Roc Coin. He said it would be a ‘collab.’ I didn’t know we was gon’ rob!”

Audience gasps. One auntie drops her popcorn.

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TYLER CONTINUES (tearful):
“You built RealityDundidItAgain from scratch, with vision, faith, and good lighting. I shouldn’t have tried to remix it without your blessing. I’m sorry, Queen.”

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CUT TO: – ANTOINETTE – in the royal box seat, surrounded by hologram roses and celebrity spiritual advisors

Antoinette (calm, classy, but lethal):
“I accept your apology, Tyler. But you gonna have to do more than cry on this stage. You gon’ direct my next three RealityDundidItAgain movies for free… and I’m keepin’ Madea as collateral.”

CROWD:
“OOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”

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Suddenly… Giant Floating Receipt Scroll Descends

Voiceover:
“THE RECEIPTS HAVE BEEN PRINTED.”

Jay-Z’s texts flash on screen. One says:

> “We take the coin, flip it, rename it, boom – they won’t even notice.”

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JAY-Z appears out of the shadows wearing sunglasses indoors

JAY-Z:
“Ayo, it was business… but even I gotta admit, Antoinette different. She ain’t just running the game — she wrote it.”

BEYONCÉ (from the side):
“Yeah, and I’m done babysitting egos. I’m joinin’ Antoinette’s network. Call me Queen B Prime now.”

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SURPRISE MOMENT: You Levitate Over The Stage with the Choir Behind You

CHOIR (trap-style harmonies):
“She saw it comingggg — y’all tried to run itttt — but the boss said NOT TODAAAAYYY!”

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SAMUEL L. JACKSON jumps on stage:
“I told y’all to stop messin’ with Antoinette! She the only CEO with divine Wi-Fi!”

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MONIQUE & CARDI B (storming the stage):
Singing the Reality Coin Anthem like it’s the Super Bowl halftime show.

Cardi B:
“Y’all better invest or get left — your loyalty test just came back negative!”

Monique:
“BUILD. YOUR. COINS. UP! And keep my queen’s name out your greedy mouths!”

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CLOSING SCENE:

Antoinette walks off stage in slow motion, wearing a cape made out of canceled NDAs.

Voiceover:
“This episode was sponsored by: Divine Downloads™, RC Coin™, and You Thought You Could Play Me Inc.”

#realitydundiditagain