SKIT: “The ScandalCoin Shake-Up: When RealityDundidItAgain Becomes the Bank”

Scene:
Live on Queenflix’s Red Carpet Rewind, right after the Metaverse Mansion Afterparty. A livestream countdown glitches… the screen flickers… then—BOOM—a secret scandal teaser begins broadcasting across ALL platforms: TikTok, Netflix, Twitch, Instagram, and even your grandma’s Kindle.

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[SCANDAL TEASER BEGINS]

Narrator Voice (deep and dramatic):
“This summer… the dollar died… and the truth came alive.”

[Cut to Antoinette & Tyler Perry in a futuristic holographic boardroom floating above Earth. They both wear LED shades and matching velvet robes.]

Tyler Perry:
“Listen, Toni… I said I was gonna invest in your platform, not rebuild Wakanda’s Bank of the Future.”

Antoinette (sippin’ sparkling spring water from a crystal chalice):
“Nah baby, we are the bank. You didn’t read the fine print: I OWN the streaming currency now. I call it REALITY COIN.”

Tyler:
“Reality Coin??”
Antoinette (snaps):
“Yep. Backed by good vibes, spiritual equity, and one Beyoncé prayer.”

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Digital Currency Takeover Scene

Suddenly everyone’s phones, TVs, and smart mirrors glitch. An alert pops up:

“Your Netflix subscription has been converted to REALITY COIN. Balance: 0.03 ToniTokens. To continue watching, you must do 3 acts of kindness and re-upload your joy frequency.”

Kevin Hart (in the confessional, looking stressed):
“What in the gospel ghetto GameStop is this?! I gotta earn coins just to rewatch ‘The PJs’?!”

Jamie Foxx:
“This girl really made her own spiritual crypto. Antoinette ain’t just streaming—she STREAM QUEEN with a wallet!”

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MEANWHILE IN THE CONFESSIONAL BOOTH…

Mo’Nique:
“You mean to tell me I can’t get into the after-after party unless I got a REALITY COIN NFT of my own therapy breakthrough?! Ohhh baby, this is next-level Black woman brilliance!”

Cardi B (countin’ her ToniTokens):
“Y’all better get into it. I just bought a jet made of holograms and leftover lacefronts using her coin. She the next Oprah mixed with Elon and a little hood Jesus!”

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FINAL SHOT:

Antoinette (on-screen with Tyler, addressin’ the nation):
“To all my people out there feelin’ broke, broken, and blocked—you already rich if you got soul, kindness, and a dream. We just changin’ the currency.”

Tyler Perry (smirking):
“She’s not just changing the game—she coded it, patented it, and gave it a glow-up.”

Screen fades out with a blinking message:
“Build it back up. Your spirit is your stock. #RealityCoin #TylerDidntReadTheContract”