TEASER DROP + COMEDY CHAOS SKIT

Title: “Queenflix: Beyond Reality Teaser Drop & That One Time They Knocked Over Beyoncé’s Hologram”
Location: Metaverse Mansion – Theater Room / Chaos Kitchen

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SCENE:

Antoinette stands in front of a giant floating screen surrounded by paparazzi drones, stylists with invisible brushes, and glam bots spraying glittery mist in slow motion.

Antoinette (calm, glowing, flawless):
“Hello world. It’s time. Here’s your exclusive first look at BEYOND REALITY… a universe that will change everything you thought you knew about existence, power… and purpose.”

She hits the floating hologram button…

The lights dim. The teaser trailer starts to play. Dramatic music. Angels. Robots. The voice of GOD in surround sound. Diamond sparkles explode across the room.

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BUT BACK IN THE CHAOS KITCHEN…

Meanwhile, Katt Williams, Kevin Hart, and Chris Tucker are trying to make “galactic soul food” in the digital air fryer that doubles as a time machine.

Katt (whispers):
“I’m tryna make cornbread from the year 3029 but this time oven keeps summoning alien biscuits…”

Kevin (yelling):
“WHO PUT TURMERIC IN THE CHICKEN BATTER?! NOW IT LOOK LIKE SNOOP DOGG’S DREADS!”

Chris Tucker (holding a burning spatula):
“I thought I was seasoning it with peace and prosperity… that was glitter glue!”

Suddenly… the kitchen glitches — a massive earthquake of code! Katt trips over Kevin. Kevin falls into Chris. Chris hits a button…

AND ACCIDENTALLY SHUTS OFF THE TEASER MIDWAY.

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BACK TO ANTOINETTE (in shock):
“Wait… who the hell paused my teaser in front of Beyoncé and GOD?!”

DJ Khaled (offscreen):
“ANOTHER. ONE!”

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Enter Beyoncé’s hologram glitching in real-time:

BEYONCÉ:
“System compromised. Lemonade leaking. Vibe disrupted. Y’all ghetto.”

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Mo’Nique (teleports in mid-chaos, holding a therapy robe):
“I told y’all… let the QUEEN drop her ART in peace!”

She then slaps the reset button with her purse. Boom! The teaser resumes — even stronger, now with celestial upgrades.

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TEASER TRAILER CONTINUES:

Antoinette walking through time portals

Robots bowing to her light

Joseline Hernandez yelling, “Where’s the coke at!?” but it’s muted in the trailer

Angels Gabriel and Lilith battling in slow motion

Tyler Perry narrating like it’s Planet Earth

Kendrick Lamar floats in to drop a poetic verse on divine purpose

Music swelling. Voiceover:
“Sometimes you gotta die in the spirit… to come alive in truth.”

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TRAILER ENDS.

CROWD: DEAD SILENCE. Then… thunderous applause.

Kevin Hart (covered in intergalactic flour):
“Best damn teaser I’ve ever seen in my LIFE! I cried. I cooked. I fell. I repented!”

Katt:
“I peed a little, not gon’ lie.”

Chris Tucker:
“Can we talk about the angels doing the Crip Walk tho?”

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TITLE CARD HITS:

“BEYOND REALITY: THE JOURNEY BEGINS”
Streaming on Queenflix, Telepathic Channels, and Dreams Near You.