THERAPY EPISODE: “Trigger Me Not, Sis”

Presented by Queenflix & RealityDundidItAgain Entertainment

Location: A fancy all-glass therapy room floating above a digital ocean. The therapist’s chair levitates, but baby… the drama is grounded!

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CAST IN ATTENDANCE:

Antoinette (the calm storm & queen of the room)

Katt Williams (petty but poetic)

Kevin Hart (loud and sensitive)

Jamie Foxx (funny philosopher)

Chris Tucker (just confused)

Tisha Campbell (in therapy and hosting it low-key)

Taraji P. Henson (emotional but bossy)

Rihanna, Beyoncé & Foxy Brown (sitting on one couch together… yikes)

Joseline Hernandez (brought her own glitter mic)

Mo’Nique (starting in a hologram… again)

Surprise guest: TYLER PERRY (with a secret that’s gonna SHAKE the couch)

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THERAPIST enters: Dr. Umar Johnson clone (with locs and a fur collar)

DR. UMAR 9000 (looking serious):
“Peace, kings and queens. Let’s begin by unpacking your collective trauma… and stop calling each other ‘bald-headed skankas.’”

RIHANNA (rolls eyes):
“Oh he spiritual? Let me light this Fenty candle and set the mood.”

BEYONCÉ (polished, sipping a mint detox water):
“Let’s not act like we don’t know who threw the first holographic shoe at the Queenflix awards…”

FOXY BROWN:
“That shoe was for clarity! You needed to see me!”

ANTOINETTE (in the middle of them like a referee):
“Ladies, this is therapy, not the Source Awards in heaven! We here to heal, not hurl!”

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KATT (in his fur suit, crossing legs):

“I would just like to address the emotional attack I felt when Kevin said I was fun-sized. That was microaggressive… literally.”

KEVIN:
“I ain’t say you fun-sized, I said you travel-sized and TSA-approved!”

JAMIE (laughing):
“Can y’all please take turns so I can cry in peace?! I got three baby mamas in here watching!”

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CONFESSIONAL CAM (each person gets one-liners):

TARAJI:
“I don’t care if Beyoncé is levitating off that chair — I said what I said in episode 3 and I’ll say it again! Antoinette’s energy? Top tier. Everybody else? One big ego sandwich!”

JOSÉLINE:
“Y’all acting like this ain’t a telenovela… where the star is ME. And yes, I sniffed Cochise. I’m still snifflin’ him!”

CHRIS TUCKER (confused):
“I thought this was a chiropractor’s office.”

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AND THEN… THE SCANDAL BOMB DROPS!!

Mo’Nique’s hologram fades out… and a curtain lifts on the OTHER side of the therapy room…

SURPRISE!! TYLER PERRY WALKS IN — IN THE FLESH!

TYLER:
“I wasn’t just watching… I was recording y’all for the next Queenflix series: ‘BETWEEN THE SEATS: A THERAPEUTIC SOAP OPERA’”

EVERYONE:
“Whaaaat?!”

TYLER continues:
“And also… I came here with a proposal for Antoinette. We just got clearance to develop the first Holographic Teleport Experience for people in comas, and Queenflix is partnering with Madea A.I. Studios to launch it.”

ANTOINETTE (shocked and glowing):
“Wait, so they’ll feel like they’re at a show, while healing in the spirit realm?”

TYLER:
“Exactly. Comedy, music, memories, healing — with full soul stimulation. And I want you, Antoinette, to be the creative lead.”

JOSÉLINE:
“So y’all giving out healing like it’s weed edibles now?! I want in!”

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ENDING CHAOS:

Beyoncé levitates and says, “I approve this kingdom.”

Kevin Hart starts doing cartwheels.

Taraji crying but still throwing side-eye.

Tisha Campbell yells, “EVERYBODY HUG SOMEBODY NOW!”

And Mo’Nique’s voice echoes from the ceiling:
“Antoinette, baby… you are the voice. Let these fools keep hollerin’. You keep building your empire!”

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DJ Lil Jon (on the therapy couch now):
“YEEEAHHHHH THERAPY TURN UP!!”

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Title Card:

“THERAPY & TEA: The Queenflix Sessions”
Streaming soon… in your dreams, your mind, and your third eye.