QUEENFLIX RED CARPET REALITY SHOW

Presented by RealityDundidItAgain Entertainment
Written by: Antoinette “Boss of the Multiverse” Johnson

INTRO:

[Camera zooms in on a glittering red carpet floating in mid-air. Reporters hover on flying mics. Robots take selfies with fans.]

HOST (AI hologram with an attitude):
“LIVE from the outer dimension of excellence, welcome to the Queenflix Red Carpet Reality Show where the wigs are snatched, the outfits are unexplainable, and the tea is boiling hot—served by none other than the queen herself, Antoinette!”

Antoinette steps out a UFO wearing a dress made of LED screens that play her skits on loop.

ANTOINETTE:
“Bestie, y’all ain’t ready for what we got tonight. Cameras? Roll. Drama? Activated. Let’s go!”

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CELEB ENTRANCES (Confessional Style w/ Drama)

1. Kendrick Lamar (her cousin):
[Wearing a velvet durag, diamond grill, and an ancient Egyptian cloak.]

KENDRICK (confessional):
“I ain’t even wanna be here, but when my cousin Antoinette call, you teleport. I brought incense. Somebody gon’ need spiritual healing after this.”

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2. Taraji P. Henson:
[Wearing all red, swinging a purse like it’s a weapon.]

TARAJI (confessional):
“Why did I just see Joseline backstage makin’ out with the sound guy and then slap him for being too soft? Antoinette got me on a whole rollercoaster. But I love her spirit, chile.”

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3. Joseline Hernandez:
[In a see-through diamond bodysuit, dancing down the carpet.]

JOSELINE (confessional):
“First of all, who said I can’t sniff success like I sniff that powder? I’m the Puerto Rican Princess! But Antoinette? She the galaxy queen. So I’m here to support… and start just a lil’ bit of mess.”

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4. Beyoncé & Rihanna & Foxy Brown (ALL SHOW UP TOGETHER):
[Looking like a girl group from a futuristic soap opera.]

FOXY BROWN (confessional):
“Look… I ain’t rappin’ no more. I’m here to direct… for the deaf community. Why? ‘Cause real bosses learn new languages. Period.”

RIHANNA (confessional):
“I just came for the chaos. And to steal this dress from the metaverse archives.”

BEYONCÉ (confessional, sipping tea):
“I love Antoinette, but if Foxy touch Jay one more time—I swear to Solange, we gon’ have a sequel to the elevator scene.”

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SCANDAL STRIKES:

Robot Cameraman glitches out and exposes Tyler Perry & Antoinette’s new business venture—teleporting holograms into hospitals to help coma patients witness concerts.

RANDOM GUEST:
“Wait—is that a therapy robot dancing with Lil Uzi Vert?!”

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CONFESSIONAL ROOM TWIST:

Suddenly the hologram flickers… and MONIQUE appears!

MONIQUE (confessional):
“Y’all tried to cancel me. But look who’s headlining now?! And I said what I said about Netflix. But baby… Queenflix? That’s a platform I can respect!”

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ENDING SCENE:

Antoinette floats above the red carpet, mic in hand, dress shining like a galaxy.

ANTOINETTE:
“This ain’t just a show. This is a movement. Welcome to Queenflix—where the truth spills, the stars collide, and the universe knows… RealityDundidItAgain.”

[Mic drop. Fireworks. Robots twerk. Roll credits.]

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