SKIT: “THERAPY GONE LEFT… THEN RIGHT… THEN BACK TO HEALING”

Setting:
A luxury therapy lounge called “Safe Space, Savage Energy” — equipped with incense diffusers, vibey trap gospel music, and virtual tissue boxes that appear every time someone says “mama.”

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[Scene opens. Kanye West is sitting in an oversized chair wearing all beige, shades on, and a giant cross chain. Tyler Perry walks in dressed half-Madea, half-Mogul.]

Therapist (off-screen voice):
“Welcome to Conflict & Closure. Today we’ll unpack childhood wounds… and celebrity trauma. Gentlemen?”

Kanye (softly, finally removing his shades):
“I don’t even know who to trust no more… I got money. I got kids. I got fans. But my best friend gone. My mama gone. She the only one who ever saw the real me before the world told me I was crazy.”
(tears up slightly)
“I built a whole empire off pain… and now I’m stuck in the lobby of my own heart.”

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[Tyler Perry scoots closer, half-Madea voice kicking in without him realizing:]

Tyler:
“Let it out, baby. Say it wit’ yo’ chest. Grieve loud. Heal louder.”

Kanye (sniffles, then chuckles):
“Bruh… are you dressed like Madea right now?”

Tyler (normal voice):
“I was in a scene before this, I didn’t change. But don’t judge my outfit when your shoes look like bubble wrap.”

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[Therapist AI voice interrupts:]
“Processing emotions… detected suppressed grief… triggering safe cry mode.”

[Room fills with low-lit blue light and a hologram of Donda West appears gently smiling.]

Kanye (gasps):
“Mama?”
(starts crying harder, but peacefully)
“She always told me my mind was a galaxy.”

Tyler:
“And look at you, now you runnin’ the solar system, baby.”

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Enter: A BUNCH OF RANDOM CELEBRITY THERAPY INTERRUPTERS

Kevin Hart busts in the room:
“Y’all crying in 8K resolution?! This therapy look expensive. Let me sit down too!”

Tiffany Haddish runs in with a sound bowl:
“I brought snacks and healing frequencies!”

Katt Williams floats in on a therapy cloud:
“I’m just here for the incense and the gossip. And maybe some enlightenment.”

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CLOSING MOMENT

Kanye stands, wipes his tears, looks at Tyler Perry:
“You know what? I need to build a church in my mother’s name in the metaverse. And I want you to direct the documentary.”

Tyler (smiles):
“I’m in. But only if I can play the therapist in the reenactment. With the wig.”

Everyone:
“BET.”

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Therapist AI Voice:
“Session complete. Emotions released. Insight earned. Triggers tamed.”

Kanye:
“I might be misunderstood… but I’m not lost. Just rebuilding.”

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Narrator voice (Mo’Nique):
“In a world where even icons need hugs, one therapy session changed the energy forever…”