SCENE: THE AFTER-AFTER THERAPY RECAP

Setting: A marble-floor therapy loft with velvet couches, incense, crypto energy drinks, and the leftover energy of people who definitely did NOT follow the therapist’s advice.

[Therapist hologram flickers in and says:]
“Let’s discuss emotional accountability and the balance in your—”
Everyone at once:
“BOOOOOO!! Get him outta here!”
He vanishes instantly. Someone throws a sandal.

—

[Suddenly, the ceiling opens. 50 Cent parachutes in wearing an all-black suit with the Reality Coin logo on his chest. The Power cast—Kanan, Tariq, Ghost (looking alive), Tasha—roll in behind him like a heist crew.]

50 Cent:
“Ayo… I heard y’all was stackin’ digital blessings and forgot to invite me? That’s disrespectful.”

Kanan (sippin’ on Henny):
“Yo, I already got 3 Reality Coins. If I get 10, can I resurrect Ghost again for season 7?”

Ghost (looking fed up):
“I’m still dead bro. Can I rest?!”

Tasha:
“You better stack them coins so I can finally afford peace.”

—

SCENE SHIFT: QUEENFLIX GAME SHOW – “WHO’S THE BROKER?!”

Host: Kevin Hart in a gold tux. Co-host: Mo’Nique in sequins and feathers.

Kevin (yellin’ at the crowd):
“Tonight we find out who’s BROKE in SPIRIT and who got that ToniToken FLOW!”

Mo’Nique:
“Some of y’all walkin’ around with overdrafted energy and it shows. I’m lookin’ at YOU, Tariq!”

Tariq:
“I just bought a therapist on the blockchain!”

Mark Zuckerberg suddenly glitches onto the stage as a half-hologram/half-human.

Zuckerberg:
“I’d like to integrate Reality Coin into MetaVerse banking. Also… does the coin come with hot sauce?”

Cardi B (from the DJ booth):
“Only if you got the spiritual credit score for it, Marky Mark!”

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SCENE SHIFT: GALACTIC REALITY COIN CONCERT TEASER

Antoinette is standing on a floating diamond-shaped platform in deep space. The sky is filled with crypto stars, and the Milky Way has been rebranded as the “Blessed & Balanced Boulevard.”

[Crowd hears a voice:]
“Coming soon… Reality Coin Galactic Tour. Teleportation passes accepted. No emotional baggage allowed.”

Cut to 50 Cent, wearing a space helmet made of platinum:
“I’m investing. Period. I already bought Mars. We callin’ it ‘Money Mothaland’ now.”

Mo’Nique (teleports beside him):
“Boy, if you don’t give back Venus to the divine feminine—”

Cardi (back in anthem mode):
“Everybody stack yo’ coins before the show ends… or you getting left in the comment section of LIFE!”

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BIG FINALE: COIN DROP COUNTDOWN

Mark Zuckerberg flips a giant switch. Gold coins rain from the sky. Katt Williams tries to catch ‘em with a bedazzled hat.

Kevin Hart (screaming):
“YOU GET A COIN! YOU GET A COIN! YOU—nah, you emotionally shady. You get a coupon!”

Announcer:
“Welcome to the ToniToken era. Where your value is tied to your vibes. Stack it or lack it.”