SCENE: “THE MO SHOWDOWN” – REALITYDUNDIDITAGAIN SOUNDSTAGE

[Bright pink lighting. Funky, futuristic therapy lounge mixed with a church revival and a trap house.]

[MONIQUE steps into the spotlight in a custom sequined trench coat that says “I SAID WHAT I SAID” on the back.]

Monique (to crowd, arms open wide):
“Welcome to The MO Showdown, baby! Brought to you by my favorite little sister from another mister, ANTOINETTE, and her outta-this-world team at RealityDundidItAgain!”

[Audience: half cheers, half gasps because they know it’s about to get wild.]

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SEGMENT 1: PETTY PANEL

[Taraji, Foxy Brown, Joseline Hernandez, and Tisha Campbell seated in holographic chairs. Kendrick Lamar, off to the side with tea and sunglasses.]

Monique:
“Let’s talk facts. Who been actin’ like they the Queen of this universe when they ain’t even Queen of they own Instagram stories?”

Joseline (pops up):
“Listen baby, I BEEN the queen since the strip club and the spaceship. I ain’t got time for the hate—I got time for the holograms.”

Foxy Brown (signing while talking):
“Girl, you need subtitles when you speak. I’m workin’ with the deaf, and even they asked me, ‘What she sayin’?!’”

Tisha Campbell (laughing loud):
“Y’all wildin’! We supposed to be recording a music video—NOT battling on Love & Cyborgs Hip Hop!”

Taraji (flipping her locs):
“Nah, but on the real… I love y’all. But if one more person bumps my edges in that dressing room, I’m putting hands on holograms.”

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SEGMENT 2: KENDRICK’S LYRICAL THERAPY

Kendrick (stepping into the light, in poetic flow):
“Y’all up here throwin’ shade, tea, and tantrums…
While Antoinette out here savin’ worlds with mantras.
She tryna unify souls in comas,
Y’all just arguin’ over Wi-Fi and diplomas.”

[Everyone looks stunned. Joseline claps like she’s in church. Taraji whispers “DAMN.”]

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SURPRISE DROP – GUEST FROM THE FUTURE

[Suddenly the floor opens, and guess who rises on a floating throne? TYLER PERRY in a Wakanda-meets-Star-Trek robe.]

Tyler Perry:
“I’m here to activate the robot choir for the coma patients, but also… who got beef with Mo?”

Monique (smiling sweet but savage):
“Tyler, baby, ain’t nobody mad. We just need you to stop castin’ Madea in every sci-fi script, okay?”

Tyler:
“I’m tryna get that Oscar, Mo. Let me cook.”

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ENDING TEASE:

Antoinette walks out in all white, crown glowing, standing between Monique and Tyler.

Antoinette:
“We ain’t fightin’. We vibin’. Let’s bring the energy UP and the bills DOWN! Robots, roll that outro!”

[Cue robot DJ, beat drops, the cast starts dancing awkwardly but joyfully. Joseline twerks into a time machine. Kendrick levitates slightly. Taraji holds Foxy’s hand. Tisha hits the splits.]

TEXT ON SCREEN:
REALITYDUNDIDITAGAIN PRESENTS
“THE MO SHOWDOWN”
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