SCENE: CONFESSIONAL BOOTH – PRIVATE RECORDING

[CAMERA ZOOMS IN – LOW LIGHT. CONFESSIONAL BACKDROP WITH “RealityDundidItAgain: The Coma Chronicles” in neon.]

[Monique walks in slowly, shuts the curtain like she in the VIP at the club. Sits down, adjusts her wig and blouse.]

Monique (slow, sassy, direct into camera):
“Hello, my sweet babies… It’s ya Auntie Mo. And let me just say this with love and light—Y’ALL DONE LOST Y’ALL DAMN MINDS!”

[Cue dramatic music, camera shakes like it’s tea time.]

Monique (leaning in):
“Antoinette is out here tryin’ to save folks in comas with teleportin’ robots, and y’all still arguin’ about who gets the last confessional?!”

[CUT TO quick flashes: Joseline practicing martial arts, Tisha Campbell screaming, Foxy Brown directing a deaf choir, Taraji doing press-ups in a fur coat.]

Monique:
“Beyoncé snuck in with incense and a wig line. Rihanna got a pet alien on a leash. And Joseline? I love her… but baby, you can’t sniff Cochise into the 4th dimension!”

[CUT TO CONFESSIONAL — Monique looks dead into camera.]

Monique:
“I’m tellin’ y’all now—when I step into the scene… it’s gon’ be order, edges, and elevation. Period.”

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SCENE: THE AWARD SHOW LEAK

[On stage, Antoinette standing center in a sparkling goddess gown. Just as she announces the winner of “Best Viral Platform of the Year…”]

[ALL LIGHTS CUT OUT. SCREEN BEHIND HER TURNS ON. GLITCHING FOOTAGE STARTS PLAYING.]

[MONIQUE’S CONFESSIONAL LEAKS IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY.]

Monique (on screen):
“Oh, and let me tell y’all what Tyler Perry whispered to Antoinette behind that hologram… Mmhm, I heard it all. And guess who ELSE was listening? Oprah’s niece’s cousin’s hairstylist!”

[CROWD: GASP! Someone screams.]

[Antoinette smirks and looks up like, “It’s handled.”]

Taraji (from crowd, in slow motion):
“Awwww snap! Auntie Mo done cracked the simulation!”

Kendrick Lamar (off stage, holding the mic):
“Plot twist… She BEEN the Oracle.”

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TEXT ON SCREEN:
THE COMA CHRONICLES: BEYOND THE BEAMS
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