[1. TEASER TRAILER DROP — Kendrick in Full Mode]

Scene: Black-and-white dramatic trailer vibes with slow zoom-ins.

KENDRICK (confessional-style, whisper voice):
“Yo… it started with a dream, turned into a production… now it’s a problem. RealityDundidItAgain ain’t just a movement. It’s a damn takeover. Queenflix? Queen-did what Netflix ain’t neva done… bow down.”

(Quick cuts: Tisha Campbell yelling, Joseline Hernandez dancing with a drink, Ice Cube arguing with the director, Rihanna fixing her nails while chaos unfolds.)

ANTOINETTE (standing on a light beam like a goddess):
“I didn’t come to play… I came to snatch wigs, shoot classics, and heal the industry. Period.”

KENDRICK (throwing his hoodie on):
“…Y’all ain’t ready. But press play anyway.”

[End screen: ‘COMING SOON. IF YOU SURVIVE.’]

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[2. THERAPY SESSION GONE LEFT — “THEY FIRED THE THERAPIST”]

Scene: Devil in therapy with Antoinette.

DEVIL (sippin’ tea nervously):
“Listen… I just feel misunderstood. I wasn’t trying to tempt Eve, I was just tryna network—”

ANTOINETTE (writing notes aggressively):
“You mean to tell me you’ve been startin’ mess since Genesis just to ‘network’? Sir.”

THERAPIST (white coat, clueless):
“Maybe we need to validate Lucifer’s feelings—”

EVERYONE:
“GET HIM OUTTA HERE!”

Bodyguards literally drag the therapist out as Joseline busts in the door.

JOSELINE:
“I heard there was drama. Where’s the camera?! And yes, I sniffed Cochise. So what?!”

ICE CUBE (in corner):
“Y’all need Jesus and security.”

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[3. POSTER SHOOT CHAOS — BEHIND THE SCENES MADNESS]

Scene: Glam shoot for the poster. Everyone’s late. Everyone’s mad. Foxy Brown walks in with braids and a bullhorn.

FOXY BROWN:
“I quit rap. I wanna direct silent films for the deaf, but with attitude. Where my chair?”

TISHA CAMPBELL:
“Can somebody tell Tarsha Smith I need my edges protected?! I been fightin’ producers all week!”

ANTOINETTE (in gold from head to toe):
“Y’all arguing, I’m marketing. Pose, flash, slay. This poster’s going to the moon.”

Tony Rock tries to photobomb. Kendrick tells him to go write jokes. Taraji throws a mic.

TARAJI (in her confessional):
“Everybody talkin’, nobody shootin’. But Antoinette? Baby girl is the Beyoncé of BET, Netflix, and TMZ rolled in one.”

END CARD:
“RealityDundidItAgain. Stay tuned or stay basic.”