🌹Reality⚘️

🌹Dun

🌹Did

🌹It

🌹Again

🌹🌍☀️✨️👑💎🌷💫❤️

unlocking the ordinary

Social Media Skits By Antoinette Johnson

From Red Carpet to Receipts: The Award Show That Broke the Internet”
#RealityDundidItAgain #QueenflixScandal #MicDropsAndMesses #FoxyVision

[Scene opens: Red carpet at the Queenflix Awards. Paparazzi flashing. Antoinette steps out in a blinding gold futuristic gown. Taraji strutting beside her, Tisha dancing behind her, and Foxy Brown in full director mode with ASL interpreter at her side.]

REPORTER:
“Antoinette, how does it feel to dominate the music, film, AND social media world in one year?!”

ANTOINETTE (with a smirk):
“Baby, this ain’t domination. This is divine timing. God’s WiFi strong over here.”

[Crowd erupts. Just then… JOSÉLINE HERNANDEZ slides out a pink limo, hair blowing, yelling:]

JOSÉLINE:
“Who said I was late?! I’m ON time for MY moment, okay!”

[Cut to inside the award show. Kendrick Lamar on stage giving a poetic speech. Rihanna and Foxy Brown watching from the front row. Suddenly—everyone’s phones go off. Buzzing. Beeping. Ding ding ding.]

TISHA CAMPBELL (holding phone):
“Ohhh naw… the tea is BOILING.”

TARSHA SMITH (gasping):
“Girl look! Somebody leaked the rehearsal footage from the music video shoot. Joseline was caught in 4K sniffing glitter and yelling at the fog machine!”

ICE CUBE (from his seat):
“I KNEW IT WASN’T FOG. That was ambition smoke.”

[On screen: a massive screen behind the stage lights up with the leaked footage of Joseline yelling:]

JOSÉLINE (on video):
“I snorted dreams, baby! And it tasted like fame!”

[Audience: gasps, then laughs. Joseline stands up and bows.]

JOSÉLINE (live):
“You welcome, internet.”

[Backstage confessional setup — Foxy Brown steps into the booth.]

FOXY BROWN:
“Y’all so busy worried about scandal, and I’m just tryin’ to direct the first silent twerk battle for the deaf community. Y’all behind.”

[Taraji’s confessional:]

TARAJI:
“I done worked with lions, robbers, and Lucious Lyon—but THIS set? Chile, this where the legends be BORN.”

[Final scene: Antoinette steps on stage to accept the award for Best Everything Ever.]

ANTOINETTE:
“To all the bosses, the underdogs, the misunderstood, and the viral girls with vision—keep dreamin’. And remember… if the scandal don’t break the internet—WE WILL.”

[Lights drop. Rihanna hands her a Queenflix scepter. Music plays. Everyone dances. Cut to title screen:]

“REALITY DUN DID IT AGAIN: THE AWARD SHOW MELTDOWN”

#QueenAntoinette #ViralRoyalty #ScandalInStyle #FameAndFogMachines #LegendaryEnergy

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