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Social Media Comedy Skits By Antoinette Johnson

SCANDAL LEAK SKIT: “Tyler Perry x Antoinette: The Coma Chronicles”

Setting: A futuristic press conference… glitchy screens, flashing lights, and media chaos. Rumors swirling online that Tyler Perry & Antoinette have gone “too far.”

[SCENE: PRESS CONFERENCE ROOM — FUTURE ATLANTA, 3035]

(Tyler Perry walks in with big billionaire boss energy. Antoinette steps out wearing a metallic crown and gold power suit. The press goes wild.)

REPORTER 1:
“Mr. Perry, Ms. Antoinette… Is it true you’re using robot actors to perform live shows for people in comas?!”

TYLER PERRY (smirking):
“Yes. We call it Healing Cinema: Holograms for the Heart.”

ANTOINETTE (bossy with a wink):
“Let’s keep it 100. If grandma can’t come to the play, the play’s gon’ come to grandma. Straight to her coma dream in 5D.”

REPORTER 2 (confused):
“So like… y’all teleport holograms into hospital beds?”

TYLER:
“Exactly. With robotic actors, custom soul scripts, and light therapy. This ain’t Madea… this is MetaMadea.”

ANTOINETTE (to camera, dead serious):
“This next chapter of entertainment is spiritual. We bringing stories, healing, and tears straight into your third eye. And if you flatlined? Baby, we got a cliffhanger waiting for you when you wake up.”

[SCENE 2: BACKSTAGE — THE LEAKED FOOTAGE]

The scandalous footage that “accidentally” leaks online. Camera shakes as a rogue staffer films from the shadows.

ANTOINETTE (laughing):
“I told Tyler we need a holographic Drake in the ICU next… shirtless and singing lullabies!”

TYLER (laughing):
“Girl, that’s too much! They gon’ flatline for real!”

JOSELINE HERNANDEZ (popping in randomly):
“Y’all got holograms, but where my check?! I wanna perform in somebody’s coma too!”

[NEWS FLASH — QUEENFLIX NETWORK EXCLUSIVE]

Footage goes viral. TikTok is in flames. #ComaChronicles trends worldwide.

Commentator Voiceover:
“Critics call it genius. Haters call it demonic. But one thing’s for sure — Tyler Perry and Antoinette have once again RealityDundidItAgain’d the game.”

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