“THE TAKEOVER: Kendrick’s Teaser & the Twerk-Tastrophe Video Shoot”
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[OPENING SCENE: EXT. BACKLOT OF REALITYDUNDIDITAGAIN STUDIOS — MUSIC VIDEO SET]

Everybody rushing around. Lights flickering. Fog machine acting like it got asthma. Joseline Hernandez arguing with the drone operator.

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JOSÉLINE (hands on hips):
“Why y’all got me twerkin’ next to a Waffle House sign?! I asked for gold dust and trap unicorns!”

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[TISHA CAMPBELL moonwalks past holding a bucket of glitter and hot sauce.]

TISHA:
“Girl, you better sparkle and shake that Waffle! We goin’ viral TODAY.”

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[Camera CUTS to KENDRICK LAMAR in a high chair like a movie director, wearing a hoodie, one AirPod in, one AirPod out.]

KENDRICK (whispering, deadpan):
“Ayo, y’all quiet down… I’m ‘bout to drop the teaser trailer. This ain’t just a shoot… this a REVELATION.”

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[He presses a glowing red button. The screen turns black and a dramatic VOICEOVER kicks in:]

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TEASER TRAILER BEGINS:
“In a world where wigs fly like birds… where clout is currency… and where Joseline Hernandez thinks she’s directing the next Matrix…”

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[Flash cuts of Beyonce side-eyeing Rihanna, Taraji slapping a sandwich out of Mike Epps’ hand, and Tisha doing a slow-motion cartwheel into a green screen.]

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KENDRICK’S VOICE (V.O.):
“One woman… will rise above the drama, the glitter, and the rent due dates… Her name? ANTOINETTE.”

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[Cue epic shot of ANTOINETTE in a fur coat made of recycled streaming contracts, riding a hoverboard throne while sipping tea that says “ROYALTY ONLY.”]

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ANTOINETTE (to the camera):
“This ain’t Netflix, baby… this is Queenflix. Bow before the bandwidth.”

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JOSÉLINE (randomly in the trailer, yelling):
“AND I STILL AIN’T SEEN NO COCHISE!”

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BACK TO MUSIC VIDEO SET…

DAMON WAYANS (watching playback):
“Did she just say Cochise like it’s a vitamin?”

KEENAN WAYANS:
“Imma start callin’ my headaches ‘Joseline Moments’ from now on.”

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[Tony Rock & Mike Epps in the “Confessional Corner” sipping champagne out of Popeyes cups.]

TONY ROCK:
“Kendrick droppin’ trailers like mixtapes… meanwhile Joseline directin’ like she Spike Lee’s ex.”

MIKE EPPS:
“This ain’t no music video… this a BET Awards prequel. And I want the rights!”

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[Rihanna walks in late, wearing an all-Fenty catsuit and eating Hot Cheetos.]

RIHANNA:
“Y’all still shootin’? Damn. I thought this was the wrap party.”

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[Suddenly… TARSHÁ SMITH busts in with a fire extinguisher.]

TARSHA:
“Y’all makin’ too much heat on this set! This supposed to be PG-13, not Rated-R for RATCHET!”

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[KENDRICK turns back to the camera one last time.]

KENDRICK:
“Trailer dropped. Video wild. Y’all ready for the multiverse of Antoinette? She got angels, androids, AND attitude. Stay tuned…”

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[SCREEN SPLASHES: “QUEENFLIX & REALITYDUNDIDITAGAIN PRESENTS: BEYOND REALITY — THE SKIT SAGA”]

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