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“AFTER THE AWARDS: ROOFTOP REALNESS 2.0”
#RealityAfterDark #QueenflixAfterParty #SipSipSpill

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[Scene opens: Rooftop dripping in neon lights, smoke machines on demon time. The vibe is “Trap Gala meets Intergalactic Brunch.” Camera zooms through the crowd of celebs, influencers, and that one dude who swears he “used to rap with Pac.”]

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TISHA CAMPBELL (doing the robot outta nowhere):
“Ayyy! Who spiked my juice? I’m feelin’ like a Transformer!”

TARSHA SMITH (adjusting her wig with sass):
“That ain’t juice, baby… that’s ‘Rooftop Rapture.’ Sip slow or get snatched.”

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[Tony Rock & Mike Epps in a corner doing play-by-play commentary like it’s the hood Oscars.]

TONY ROCK:
“Over there we got Beyoncé in a lil’ stand-off with Rih-Rih. Somebody cue the Mortal Kombat music.”

MIKE EPPS:
“DUN-DUN-DUN! Finish her with a high note!”

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[Kendrick Lamar (Antoinette’s cousin) standing quiet in the cut, nodding like he about to drop a verse, but he texting his mom.]

KENDRICK:
“Ma, I’m good. Just tryna keep Tisha from breakdancing into the speakers.”

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[Enter Foxy Brown with a full film crew. She’s got a boom mic in one hand and a vision board in the other.]

FOXY:
“I ain’t rappin’ no more. I’m tryna direct silent movies for deaf aliens, boo. Don’t limit my destiny.”

[Camera zooms on Joseline Hernandez sliding in like a slick auntie who just stole somebody man.]

JOSÉLINE:
“Where da coke at?! Cochise said he bringin’ it but I ain’t see him since season 5!”

[Crowd freezes.]

DAMON WAYANS (murmuring):
“She did NOT just say that out loud… on livestream…”

KEENAN WAYANS:
“She raw like unseasoned chicken. I love it.”

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[Lights flash. Rihanna walks by Beyoncé with too much bounce.]

RIHANNA:
“Y’all got tension or y’all just constipated?”

BEYONCÉ (flipping her ponytail):
“No baby, I’m just sittin’ on platinum while you still on preview.”

RIHANNA (turns around):
“Say that again and I’ll drop a Fenty wig line called BeyGone.”

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[ANTOINETTE walks up in a diamond trench coat, her RealityDundidItAgain crown GLOWING. Everybody hushes like she Moses with Wi-Fi. Camera slows down Matrix-style.]

ANTOINETTE:
“Y’all better chill with this foolishness before I replace all y’all with A.I. clones who know how to act right.”

[Everyone claps… nervously.]

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TARAJI’S CONFESSIONAL (cut to behind-the-scenes):
“Let me tell y’all somethin’—this ain’t just an after party. This a whole sci-fi, hood soap opera, BET-Universe-crossover in a rooftop wig snatchin’ showdown! And I LIVE for it! But if Joseline bark at me one more time, it’s goin’ DOWN.”

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[Back to the party. Kendrick’s still texting. Joseline starts twerking on a security drone. Foxy Brown climbs the speakers tryna direct angles. Beyoncé and Rihanna roll their eyes in sync.]

[Ice Cube hops on the mic outta NOWHERE.]

ICE CUBE:
“Aight, aight! Before this turn into Love & Hip Hop: Multiverse… give it up for our QUEEN! The BOSS! The VISIONARY! ANT-TOE-NEEETTEEEE!”

[Fireworks. Fog. Champagne shower. Antoinette throws her heels in the air like boomerangs.]

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FINAL CONFESSIONAL CAM (everybody talking over each other):

TISHA:
“This the most fun I had since Gina left Martin!”

JOSÉLINE:
“Y’all lucky I ain’t bring Bonnie Bella.”

TONY ROCK:
“Tell Jay-Z he ain’t allowed unless he bring lemon pepper wings.”

TARAJI (sipping):
“Put me in charge of security next time. I fight with heels on.”

ANTOINETTE (last frame, smiling):
“Queenflix is the Empire. RealityDundidItAgain is the movement. Y’all just blessed to be in my Wi-Fi range. Stay tuned, baby…”