SKIT PART 2: “MUSIC VIDEO MELTDOWN: JOSÉLINE vs. EVERYBODY”

Scene Opens:
The music is thumping. Lights strobe. The set is smokin’ hot—literally, someone hit the fog machine too hard. The director is losing it. Taraji’s lipstick is missing. Tony Rock is trying to freestyle. Joseline just grabbed the mic again.

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[Joseline is on stage, acting like she’s the headliner now. Antoinette’s dancers are trying to keep formation, but Joseline keeps ad-libbing over the beat.]

JOSÉLINE (yelling into the mic):
“Turn my mic up! This my single now! Y’all lucky I even showed up—Puerto Rican princess don’t do low budget!”

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[Behind the scenes, Tarsha Smith is fed up. She storms over to Joseline with a prop mic in one hand and a sparkly boot in the other.]

TARSHA SMITH (snapping hard):
“Girl! Slow yo’ damn roll! This ain’t Love & Hip Hop, this QueenFlix! You out here stealin’ scenes like you done paid for the set!”

JOSÉLINE (unbothered, applying lip gloss):
“I am the set, boo.”

[Tisha Campbell jumps in between them, fanning her face with a rhinestone paddle fan.]

TISHA CAMPBELL:
“Now hold up—hold UP! Can we not get into it before the second verse drops? I just got my edges laid and this humidity is not playing fair.”

[Suddenly, Rihanna walks out wearing a neon trench and shades, sipping something from a diamond cup.]

RIHANNA (smirking):
“I just came to vibe and y’all in here giving season finale energy. Where my light at?”

[Meanwhile, Keenan Wayans is trying to convince Damon to get in the video.]

KEENAN:
“Come on, man. Just do the shoulder roll real quick. It’ll go viral.”

DAMON (deadpan):
“Not until Joseline puts that mic down. I ain’t dancing next to coke-powered chaos.”

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[Tony Rock pops in with a pretend news camera, acting like a gossip reporter.]

TONY ROCK:
“Breaking news! Joseline Hernandez holds set hostage with glitter, gaslightin’, and gumbo bars!”

[Taraji’s confessional, flashing back in mid-scene.]

TARAJI (in glam room, touching up her edges):
“Listen, I love me some Joseline, but baby girl got energy like she snorted a spaceship. Antoinette better baptize this set with holy water ‘cause it’s gettin’ possessed.”

[Antoinette finally steps in, clapping her hands loudly like a principal at a talent show gone wild.]

ANTOINETTE (commanding the stage):
“ENOUGH! I love all y’all, but if we don’t get this shot in 5 minutes, I’m turning this into a worship video. Joseline, I need you stage left. Rihanna, center. Taraji, bring that fire. Keenan—go stretch.”

[Everyone freezes. Then suddenly… they obey. Respect.]

JOSÉLINE (grinning):
“Oooh okay! You the boss huh. I like you, Miss Antoinette. You got queen energy.”

ANTOINETTE:
“Damn right. Now let’s get this shot and make history. And Joseline—try not to lick the glitter this time.”

[Music drops. Final scene—everyone dancing, synced perfectly. Joseline actually slays her verse. Taraji’s glowing. Tisha’s edges still intact. And Antoinette? She stands in the center, radiant, in full boss mode.]

[CAMERA FADES OUT]

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