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unlocking the ordinary

SOCIAL MEDIA SKITS BY ANTOINETTE JOHNSON #realitydundiditagainwordpresscom #MSreality #queenflix Skit Title: “The Draft: Music vs Sports”Scene: A futuristic high-rise boardroom called “The Draft Room of Fame.” Inside are two massive tables. On one side: SPORTS agents, coaches, and athletes. On the other: MUSIC moguls, producers, rappers, singers, and label execs. In the center stands… Antoinette is in a silver blazer with LED shades, holding a glowing microphone in one hand and a golden football in the other.Antoinette (addressing the room like a queen at a royal trial):“Alright! The world can only handle one more superstar this season. Will it be the next platinum rapper… or the next MVP athlete?”[Cut to the Music side – a cocky rapper with 12 chains, autotune turned on full blast:]Rapper (grabbing mic):“Yo, I got bars so cold, I melt stadiums. I don’t run games, I rap ‘em. Y’all need a beat or a touchdown?”Producer (sipping tea):“He got 20 million followers on TikTok just for sneezing with auto-tune, Antoinette! That’s talent!”[Cut to the Sports side – a football player standing on a yoga ball doing pushups while dribbling a basketball with his forehead]Athlete:“While he out here rhyming ‘money’ with ‘funny’, I’ve been breaking records, tearing ACLs, and still dunking on folks in my sleep!”Coach (whispers to Antoinette):“He ran a 3.9 forty while writing his name in cursive with his toe. That’s GOAT behavior.”Antoinette (pulls down LED shades, raises a brow):“Mmm. I see both sides have skills. But who’s got heart? Who’s got that soul? Who can handle the drama, the contracts, the TikTok beef, and still wake up at 6 am for a branding deal?”[Suddenly, both teams break out into a dramatic slow-motion “audition” montage.]The rapper drops a freestyle while doing a TikTok dance challenge.The athlete slam-dunks a football while filming a workout reel with a ring light.The label exec and coach start arguing over who has the better contract offer, yelling out numbers like an auction.A music publicist throws glitter in the air: “WE HAVE A BILLBOARD HIT IN THE VAULT!”A sports agent throws a contract on the table: “HE JUST SIGNED WITH NIKE AND GOD!”Antoinette (sits down, sips sparkling water from a goblet):“You know what? I’m done. We pick BOTH. But only under RealityDundidItAgain management. Because if I’mma run the world, I’mma do it with a beat AND a jersey.”[Everyone claps as Antoinette walks off with both the rapper and the athlete behind her like she just drafted Beyoncé and LeBron in one day.]Final shot: Antoinette’s logo glows on the screen.Voiceover:“Antoinette’s Draft: Where the game meets the beat. Only under… RealityDundidItAgain.”#RealityDundidItAgain #MusicVsSports #BossDraft #TikTokRapper #NFLStarVibes #WhoRunIt #SkitQueen #AntoinettePowerMoves

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