SKIT TITLE: “THE BATTLE OF THE BLACK EXCELLENCE COMEDY EMPIRE”

Scene Location: RealityDundidItAgain Studios – The Platinum Vision Room
Setting: A flashy, velvet-lit media war room with gold thrones, goat-footed coffee tables, a holographic Queenflix logo floating above the fireplace, and mics everywhere.
Energy: Like “The Breakfast Club” met “Wild’n Out” on Beyoncé’s yacht.

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[OPENING SCENE]

Tony Rock walkin’ in with a Bluetooth in one ear and two phones in hand like he runnin’ BET, Netflix, and Popeyes at the same damn time.

TONY ROCK:
“Alright, alright! Who tryna cast me in the reboot of Black Royalty meets Star Wars?! I heard somebody said I can’t outshine my brother—psh—I been funny since diapers. Let’s go!”

Damon Wayans strolls in with sunglasses, sipping lemon water like he allergic to stress.

DAMON WAYANS:
“Tony, don’t nobody wanna see your phone bill or your five hustles. I’m just here for the catering and the Black excellence.”

Keenan Ivory Wayans appears with a clipboard and a Kanye shrug.

KEENAN:
“I wrote this whole script 25 years ago. Y’all just now catching up. I been seen this coming. Queenflix? I invented Queenflix in a dream.”

[Antoinette enters wearing a futuristic CEO suit with LED shoulder pads, lip gloss poppin’, dripping in divine boss energy. She walks in slow-mo to a trap gospel beat.]

ANTOINETTE:
“Y’all tryna play catch-up while I’m time traveling through ideas. RealityDundidItAgain ain’t no side hustle. It’s the mothership.”

[Goat in the corner, wearing glasses, taking notes.]

TONY ROCK (to the goat):
“You takin’ notes too? Damn, everybody tryna pitch a show now!”

TISHA CAMPBELL (bustin’ in, yelling):
“Where’s my scene?! Why does the GOAT have more lines than me?! I ain’t takin’ this no more!”

DAMON WAYANS:
“She mad the goat got fan mail.”

MIKE EPPS (eatin’ Hot Cheetos):
“Y’all better stop playin’. This is what happen when you let Antoinette run the show. She got the ancestors, the angels, and the aliens workin’ overtime.”

ICE CUBE (coolin’ in the VIP booth):
“And I ain’t mad at it. She the only one who can get Beyoncé, Kendrick, Rihanna, and a goat in the same building without the world catchin’ fire.”

[Taraji kicks the door in, dramatic entrance.]

TARAJI:
“I JUST WANNA SAY… Antoinette is the reason I’m still here and not slappin’ folks in Hollywood. Her energy? UNMATCHED. Her vision? OUTTA HERE. Her confessional booth? SMELLS LIKE SUCCESS!”

KEENAN (pointin’ to Antoinette):
“She like Oprah, if Oprah rapped and wore Timbs.”

RIHANNA (from the side, holdin’ a mic and baby again):
“She told me to stay. So I’m stayin’. And I’m dropping an album if the goat approves.”

FOXY BROWN (doin’ a split for no reason):
“Y’all lucky she brought me back. The streets wasn’t ready.”

CLOSING LINE – ANTOINETTE (standing on the holographic table):

“This is what happens when comedy royalty, hip-hop greatness, divine vision, and QUEEN ENERGY collide. No scripts. Just soul. No fear. Just fire.”

EVERYBODY:
“REALITY. DUN. DID. IT. AGAIN!!”

[Cue glitter cannon, goat drops another mic, Queenflix logo shines in gold.]

#QueenflixCameToSlay
#RealityDundidItAgainForReal
#TonyRockTalksTooMuch
#WayansWorldCollides
#TishaVsTheGoatPart2
#AntoinetteRunsThis

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