SKIT TITLE: “CONFESSIONS FROM THE SET — REALITYDUNDIDITAGAIN STYLE”

Setting: Glam black-and-gold confessional booth with a mic, glittery backdrop, and a crown decal behind every guest. Each person steps in solo to speak directly to camera.

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1. Taraji P. Henson (wrapped in a silk robe, sipping tea):
“Okay, first of all… y’all got me in here filming with a GOAT. A real goat. And Beyoncé arguing with Rihanna like we back in high school… AND MIKE EPPS ATE ALL MY ALMONDS. But you know what? I love it here.”
(She leans in close, smirks.)
“Antoinette? That girl is different. She got vision, energy, and she don’t take mess from nobody. She said I could direct next week, so I’m sticking around. Period.”

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2. Mike Epps (chewing chips):
“Look… all I wanted was a chill gig, maybe do a few jokes, get a check. But naw — Antoinette got me learning choreography, babysitting a goat, and doing yoga with Tisha Campbell. I been sweating since Monday.”
(Lowers voice, serious.)
“But that girl Antoinette? She a boss. She got this ‘Glow of God’ or somethin’. Soon as she walk in the room, your attitude change. I’m here for it.”

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3. Ice Cube (arms crossed):
“I ain’t smiled this much in years. They got me dancing, DJ-ing, and doin’ improv with Beyoncé’s mama. I said I was just here for the sound check!”
(Pauses, then softens.)
“But Antoinette? She’s a movement. She ain’t just building a show — she building a whole dimension. RealityDundidItAgain? Believe that.”

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4. Tisha Campbell (in sparkly glasses, journaling):
“Listen. I been in this business a long time. I’ve seen a lot. But NOTHING like this. Antoinette got Kendrick Lamar wiping camera lenses, Taraji doing hair, and the goat? That goat is unionized now!”
(Flips hair.)
“But I’mma say it loud — I’d follow Antoinette into the galaxy, okay? She’s got purpose, peace, and pizzazz. Also, she lets me be ME. This the new Hollywood, baby!”

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5. Kendrick Lamar (quietly, looking at the camera sideways):
“I thought I was just coming to support my cousin. Now I’m in three episodes, producing a track, and managing sound for a scene with Rihanna. I don’t even know how we got here.”
(Smiles)
“But Antoinette… she been chosen. You can feel it. Ain’t no way around it. She ain’t regular. She’s divine.”

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6. Beyoncé (in sunglasses, sipping from a coconut):
“I ain’t gon’ lie, I had an attitude when I walked in. But Antoinette hugged me and said, ‘Girl, you good. You don’t have to perform, just be.’ That’s when I knew this wasn’t no basic skit show. It’s a vibe. It’s a revolution.”
(Sips coconut.)
“Also, I saw Rihanna and Foxy hugging by the goat earlier. Miracles are happening here.”

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7. Rihanna (grinning, fixing her lip gloss):
“Y’all saw that girl Antoinette? She walked on set in a gold catsuit and told the director, ‘We don’t shoot basic. We shoot legendary.’ I said… okay, queen! Lemme fix my lighting!”

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8. Foxy Brown (adjusting her crown):
“Y’all tried to set me up by puttin’ me in the same room with Beyoncé and RiRi? Cute. But Antoinette told me straight up — ‘Don’t let the past hold your crown.’ I respect that. So I stayed. For her.”

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9. Surprise Cameo – Samuel L. Jackson (pops in, confused):
“I was just trying to get to the BET Studios… now I’m in the RealityDundidItAgain Cinematic Universe?! What the HELL is goin’ on?! And why the goat wearin’ Yeezys?!”
(Points at camera.)
“But shoutout to Antoinette. The woman’s an icon. Don’t play with her.”

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Closing Scene: Antoinette in the Confessional

(Gold robe. Gold mic. Gold glow. Calm but commanding.)

Antoinette:
“You see… this ain’t just skits. It’s healing. It’s laughter. It’s God’s plan wrapped in glam and glitter. We’re rewriting the story. I’m Antoinette. And this is RealityDundidItAgain — where legends unite and egos get checked at the door.”
(Smiles at camera.)
“Next stop: The stars. You comin’, or you watchin’ from the sidelines?”

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