SKIT 2: “Tour Bus Turnt Up – Road to Queenflix”

Location: Queenflix Tour Bus — heading to the next skit shoot.

Cast:

Antoinette (driver of the future, literally)

Mike Epps (eating all the snacks)

Ice Cube (DJ-ing on an old iPod)

Tisha Campbell (live-streaming and narrating everything)

Surprise Guest: Taraji P. Henson pops up in the bathroom mirror!

[Scene opens with Antoinette driving a futuristic, chrome bus with 12K monitors and incense blowing from the vents.]

Antoinette:
“We not just headed to the next scene, baby — we headed to the next dimension.”

Mike Epps:
“Y’all got Takis on this magic bus?”

Tisha (on IG live):
“Day 4 of filming with Antoinette. No sleep, no sense, and apparently a goat in the back bunk.”

[Ice Cube blasts NWA on the speakers.]

Ice Cube:
“We need balance. Where the gospel playlist at?!”

Suddenly, Taraji’s voice echoes from the bathroom:
“Y’ALL GOT HOT WATER IN HERE OR NOT?!”

[Everyone looks around confused.]

Taraji walks out in a robe, hair wrapped, holding a loofah.
“I been stuck in that bathroom since the last skit!”

Mike Epps (spits drink):
“Taraji?! How long you been in there?!”

Taraji:
“Long enough to direct this next scene. Gimme a script and some cocoa butter!”

Antoinette (laughing, but still in control):
“Next stop: VIRAL VILLAGE. Buckle up or get left behind. This train don’t wait for nobody!”

[Cut to Antoinette putting on alien shades while driving through clouds.]

“If you ain’t riding with Antoinette and RealityDundidItAgain… then baby, you WALKIN’.”

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