SKIT 1: “Award Show Rehearsal – Antoinette Saves the Stage!”

Location: Queenflix Dome – 24 hours before the big show.

Cast:

Antoinette (visionary boss, director of everything)

Kendrick Lamar (her cousin, supposed to perform)

Tisha Campbell (the surprise hype coach)

Ice Cube (grumpy soundcheck manager)

Mike Epps (accidentally got cast as the host)

Rihanna, Beyoncé, Foxy Brown (backstage, chaotic energy)

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[Scene opens with everyone in shambles.]

Mike Epps (holding mic upside down):
“Do I announce Beyoncé first or Queen Antoinette the Savior of the Galaxy?”

Ice Cube (snapping):
“Man, I ain’t got time for this! Somebody autotuned the fire alarm again!”

Kendrick Lamar (mumbling lyrics):
“Ayo, I forgot the second verse…”

Antoinette walks in glowing, gold shades, high ponytail, sipping a diamond-infused smoothie.

Antoinette:
“First of all — calm DOWN. Second of all — we ain’t rehearsing chaos, we are making history.”

[Tisha Campbell pops out from behind the curtains doing stretches.]

Tisha:
“I got this! Kendrick, breathe with me. Mike, stop dancing like a dad. Cube? Fix your face!”

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[Suddenly Rihanna storms in.]
Rihanna:
“I said no lavender lights! Y’all want me to look like a glowing eggplant?!”

Beyoncé (entering calm but deadly):
“And why is my dressing room next to Foxy Brown’s again?”

Foxy Brown (already yelling):
“Cuz I GET LOUD. WHAT ABOUT IT?!”

[Chaos erupts. Security nowhere. Makeup artist crying again.]

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Antoinette (snapping):
“ENOUGH! All of y’all are queens. But this kingdom? It’s mine. We’re building a RealityDundidItAgain universe, not a soap opera!”

[Sudden silence. Everyone stunned.]

Tisha:
“Whew… she said that with her chest.”

Antoinette:
“Let’s rehearse. Roll music, spotlight on Kendrick. Tisha, you dance back-up. Beyoncé, Foxy, Rihanna — share the mic like grown women. Cube? Cue the goat.”

Ice Cube (grumbling):
“This the wildest award show I’ve ever worked…”

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[Scene ends with a fire performance, wild dancing, and the goat doing a TikTok move.]