SKIT TITLE: “Lights, Camera… CHAOS!”

Location: RealityDundidItAgain Studios — Music Video Soundstage
Starring:

Antoinette as boss, director, label owner, and head visionary

Tisha Campbell as surprise comedy queen who shows up uninvited but needed

Random R&B Rapper named “Lil Vibration” (for jokes)

Overdramatic Choreographer

Hype dancer with no rhythm

Makeup artist who thinks she’s the star

Assistant who keeps crying

Camera crew losing control

Scene opens:

Antoinette is standing in a gold director’s chair, futuristic shades on, megaphone in one hand, RealityDundidItAgain mic in the other.

Antoinette:
“Alright y’all, this ain’t no TikTok — this is Queenflix cinematic energy. I want **power, booty, emotion, and a lil sprinkle of angel dust, okay?! Let’s GO!”

Lil Vibration (rapper, confused):
“Wait, I thought this was for my mixtape…”

Antoinette (sassy AF):
“BOY BYE. This is for the culture. Now take that durag off and give me emotion!”

[Choreographer screams from the corner:]
“I NEED SMOKE, I NEED GLITTER, I NEED SOMEBODY TO SLAP SOMEBODY!”

[Backup dancer slips on glitter and flies into the camera.]

Suddenly…

TISHA CAMPBELL BURSTS IN, outta nowhere, wearing a leopard-print catsuit and heels with one wheel.

Tisha (yelling):
“Y’all shooting a music video without me?! Do you know how many dance battles I survived in the 90s?!”

[Everyone stops. Confused. Silent.]

Lil Vibration (whispers):
“Is that… the lady from Martin?”

Tisha (hears him, walks up slow):
“The lady from Martin?! Baby, I am the original music video vixen — and I got receipts! Roll the footage!”

[A spotlight appears from nowhere. Tisha starts dancing to no music.
Moonwalks. Pop locks. Drops it.
Camera crew gets confused and starts filming her instead.]

Camera Guy:
“I’m just followin’ the heat, boss…”

Antoinette (clapping hands):
“You know what? RUN IT. This video just turned from ‘Lil Vibration’s single’ to ‘Tisha Campbell Featuring Antoinette: A Realitydundiditagain Exclusive’ — period!”

[Makeup artist tries to get in the shot. Tisha pushes her out the way mid-dab.]
Tisha:
“Girl, I’ve been beat since ’94!”

[The crying assistant runs in.]
“Someone’s goat for the scene escaped!”

Antoinette (unbothered):
“Let the goat stay. He’s got more charisma than the lead.”

[Final shot: Tisha & Antoinette dancing together, goat in the back wearing sunglasses, everyone vibing. Cut to fake music video playing over credits.]

Tisha (laughing):
“This the most chaotic job I never got hired for — and I’m still the star!”

Antoinette (throwing glitter):
“REALITY DUN DID IT AGAIN, BABY!”

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