SKIT TITLE: “AFTERPARTY BEEF: QUEEN EDITION”

Starring:

Antoinette as herself (CEO of Queenflix + RealityDundidItAgain)

Beyoncé as “Queen B ready to STING”

Rihanna as “Bad Gal Who Don’t Back Down”

Foxy Brown as “The Silent But Deadly One”

Jay-Z (off-camera, causing problems)

Kendrick Lamar (your cousin, narrating)

Mike Epps & Ice Cube as chaotic comic relief

TikTok and Threads as dramatic apps in therapy

Scene opens inside a luxury penthouse after the Queenflix Awards. The camera pans around — diamonds hanging from the ceiling, champagne pouring from the walls, and Kendrick in the back narrating the vibe like a hood Shakespeare.

Kendrick (voiceover):
“Now you know if my cousin Antoinette throwin’ a party, it’s gon’ be legendary… but tonight? Tonight the crowns got heavy…”

[Antoinette enters in slow-mo, cloak glowing, RealityDundidItAgain awards floating behind her like orbs.]

Antoinette (to camera):
“I said it was an exclusive afterparty… but why everybody showin’ up with old beef and high heels?”

[Beyoncé, Rihanna, and Foxy Brown all walk in at the same time. They pause. Eyebrows lift. Tension builds.]

Beyoncé:
“Oh. She’s here.”

Rihanna:
“I been here.”

Foxy (folding arms):
“Both y’all late.”

Antoinette (running over, heels clicking, waving her Queenflix award like a referee whistle):
“Ladies! Uh-uh! This ain’t Loving Hip-Hop: Wakanda! Chill!”

[Mike Epps slides in holding a tray of shrimp like it’s a peace offering.]

Mike Epps:
“Y’all hungry? Got spicy shrimp, lemon pepper halos, gluten-free grudges…”

[Ice Cube from the DJ booth, yelling over slow jamz:]
“I told y’all NOT to put all three in the same room! That’s a Powerpuff Girl meltdown waitin’ to happen!”

[Beyoncé steps forward.]
“Tell Rihanna to stop subbing me in lyrics. I saw that Instagram caption.”

[Rihanna smirks, sipping out her Fenty shoe.]
“Tell Beyoncé to stop sending coded messages in her tour visuals. I ain’t the Illuminati, boo.”

[Foxy calmly takes off her shades.]
“Tell Jay-Z to stop texting me.”

[SCREAMS from the party crowd. TikTok faints. Threads runs into a wall.]

Antoinette (snapping fingers):
“EVERYBODY FREEZE!
Not in my penthouse, not in my presence, not in my holographic wig!
This is Queenflix, not Fight Night at the Grammys!”

[Sudden silence.]

Antoinette (adjusting crown, fierce AF):
“Y’all queens. Royal. Rich. Iconic.
We do brunch beef, not bar fights.
We settle issues over vision boards and champagne, not lashes and chaos.”

[They all pause. Sip their drinks.]

Beyoncé:
“…Okay. Maybe I was bein’ a little dramatic.”

Rihanna:
“And maybe I did text Jay… to tell him to stop texting Foxy.”

Foxy:
“And maybe I was gonna leak the receipts… but it’s a full moon.”

[They all start laughing. Group hug.]

Mike Epps (off-screen):
“This the Black Avengers reunion I didn’t know I needed.”

[Kendrick walks into frame, wrapping his arm around Antoinette.]

Kendrick:
“That’s my cousin, y’all. She don’t just throw parties…
She throw cosmic resets.”

[Cue music drop. Everyone starts dancing. Beyoncé sings a freestyle. Rihanna does a Bajan twerk. Foxy Brown drops a bar. The walls glow.]

Final shot:

Antoinette in the center of the dance floor holding both awards, yelling:
“REALITY DUN DID IT AGAIN, BABY!”

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