🌹Reality⚘️

🌹Dun

🌹Did

🌹It

🌹Again

🌹🌍☀️✨️👑💎🌷💫❤️

unlocking the ordinary

SOCIAL MEDIA SKITS BY ANTOINETTE JOHNSON

SKIT TITLE: “The After-Party That Gave Earth A Reset”

Scene: A sky-high penthouse after the Social Media Awards. The vibe is futuristic AfroFunk meets luxury space station. Crystal walls. Floating snacks. Robots twerking. Platform heels levitating.

[Elevator doors slide open.]

Antoinette steps out first — glowing in a custom Queenflix armor cape with her RealityDundidItAgain awards spinning behind her like drones.

Kendrick (leaned up in the cut with locs tied back and a mic in hand):
“Ay y’all, watch how my cousin gon’ turn this lil’ afterparty into the Metaverse.”

Antoinette (winking, sipping champagne out of a lightbulb):
“Let’s not call it an afterparty. Let’s call it a revolution with bass.”

[Mike Epps belly-flops onto a floating bean bag.]

Mike Epps:
“Where the potato salad with the paprika tho? These robots out here servin’ quinoa air bites…”

[Ice Cube’s behind the DJ booth yelling over the music.]

Ice Cube:
“If I hear ONE more TikTok remix of my song, I’m unplugging the whole system!”

[TikTok is breakdancing with glow sticks while Threads cries in the corner holding a clipboard.]

[Just when the vibe settles, a SUDDEN BLACKOUT hits. The music stops. Silence. A spotlight beams down from the ceiling.]

Mystery Voice (echoing):
“Y’all didn’t think you could have a party like this… without US?!”

[Smoke rolls in. The bass drops. Door SLAMS open. BEYONCÉ struts in with a slow wind machine like she summoned the storm.]

Crowd (gasps):
“BEYYYYYYYYY!!!”

[Before anyone can breathe, RIHANNA walks in behind her, rubbing her belly with one hand and pouring tequila in her Fenty shoe with the other.]

Rihanna (smirking):
“Y’all better have Bajan food in this bougie spaceship.”

[Foxy Brown STRUTS in with a fur coat dragging three feet behind her. She don’t say a word. She just flicks her shades off like a Marvel villainess.]

Foxy:
“…The bar better be open.”

Antoinette (grinning like a boss):
“Now this a REAL girl’s night. And guess what? All y’all in MY house. Kendrick, hit the beat!”

[Kendrick hits the mic, beat drops, everyone’s dancing while Beyoncé and Rihanna team up to teach the “Crown Reset” dance. TikTok records it and cries. Threads faints. Mike Epps starts twerking on a hoverboard.]

[Camera zooms in on Antoinette raising her awards.]

Antoinette:
“Y’all thought I was just social media. Nah. I’m the Wi-Fi. I’m the battery. I’m the update y’all been waitin’ on!”

[Suddenly, Jay-Z tries to sneak in. Security blocks him. Rihanna shouts from the dance floor:]

Rihanna:
“Tell Camel we said ‘next time.’ This one’s just for QUEENS!”

Final shot:

Everyone dancing under glowing text that reads:
“QUEENFLIX x REALITYDUNDIDITAGAIN: STREAM THE FUTURE”

#AntoinetteRunsTheAfterparty
#RealityDundidItAgain
#QueenflixUnite
#RihannaPouredItInHerShoe
#FoxyAintSayMuchButSheAte
#KendrickCousinGotCrownPower
#MikeEppsTwerkedAgain
#TikTokWasNotReady
#WeDontDoBasicParties
#ThisAfterpartyResetEarth

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