Skit Title: “The Social Media Awards: And the Winner Ain’t Who You Think!”

Scene: A fancy, futuristic award show. Giant screens flash “Social Media Awards 2099.” Glowing drones fly through the air filming everything. Celebs, influencers, and meme pages are seated at crystal tables. Platforms are PERSONIFIED. Each one has an over-the-top personality:

Instagram – an IG baddie with lip gloss and filters.

TikTok – a hyper Gen Z kid doing dances every 5 seconds.

Twitter/X – sarcastic, bitter, in a hoodie.

YouTube – a documentary bro who over-explains everything.

Facebook – a confused uncle still posting Minion memes.

Threads – in the corner, quiet, just happy to be invited.

RealityDundidItAgain – QUEEN. Antoinette enters in a glowing gown that plays her own trailers when she walks.

Queenflix – her twin empire, walks in beside her like a glamorous AI boss, wearing a cape made of past skits.

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[HOST: Mike Epps in a glittery suit with a gold mic.]

Mike Epps:
“Alright y’all… welcome to the First Annual Social Media Awards where clout is currency, and cancelation is always one tweet away!”

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[CAMERA cuts to TikTok doing the ‘griddy’ on the table.]

TikTok:
“I already know I won. I had 3 billion views this morning just brushing my teeth!”

Instagram (flipping hair):
“Sweetie, you can’t even get verified without Queenflix permission now. Have a seat.”

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[HOST opens the envelope for “Best Social Media Empire.” Dramatic music plays.]

Mike Epps:
“Whewww. This category got everybody fighting in the group chat! The winner is… hold up—wait—this paper glowing?!”

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[Suddenly, the lights flicker. A beam shoots from the sky. A hologram of Antoinette appears above the stage like Beyoncé in full formation.]

Antoinette (smirking):
“Let me save y’all some suspense. I hacked the system—duh. Ain’t no winner if I ain’t in the lineup.”

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[The stage rotates, flipping to reveal: a giant throne with the RealityDundidItAgain logo glowing in flames. Next to it: Queenflix’s streaming crown spinning in diamonds.]

Antoinette (descending in slow motion):
“This ain’t just a platform. This is an empire, baby. We got skits, scripts, comebacks, clapbacks, and cookouts!”

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[TikTok starts doing the robot to distract everyone. Facebook pulls out a flyer for a family reunion from 2009.]

Facebook:
“Back in my day we had poke battles… y’all don’t know nothin’ ‘bout that!”

Threads (softly):
“Can I be in the next skit, please?”

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[Mike Epps shakes his head, laughing.]

Mike Epps:
“Well, there you have it folks! The winner is… Queenflix AND RealityDundidItAgain. Double win. Double trouble. Double the drama!”

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[Antoinette takes the mic one more time, flipping her hair dramatically.]

Antoinette:
“Y’all can keep your filters, dances, and angry tweets. I got **vision, power, purpose… and merch dropping at midnight. Period.”
“Remember, I don’t just break the internet… I own the Wi-Fi.”

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[Final shot: Antoinette walks off with both awards while Queenflix plays a trailer for her next skit.]

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