Skit Title: “The Reality Show Auditions: Rapper vs Athlete – Family Gets Involved”

Scene: Backstage at the filming of Antoinette’s new reality show, “So You Think You A Star,” where the rapper and athlete from the last skit are now competing for a spot in the limelight… but Antoinette’s cousin Kendrick Lamar, Ice Cube, and Mike Epps show up unannounced.

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[Antoinette walks into the dressing room, sunglasses on, boss walk activated. Rapper is doing pushups in chains, athlete is practicing vocal runs.]

Antoinette:
“Alright, y’all. I told you—this ain’t just a stage… this is my empire. You either bring the fire or get burnt. This ain’t called RealityDundidItAgain for nothin’.”

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[Door busts open. Enter ICE CUBE with a “Y’all hiring?” face.]

Ice Cube:
“Yo! Antoinette, I heard you runnin’ a show hotter than Friday. I brought some notes, a script, and a grill—I’m tryna act, rap, and eat at the same time.”

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[Behind him comes MIKE EPPS dancing with a banana like it’s a mic.]

Mike Epps:
“And I’m just here to host, judge, be in the audience, AND collect a check. Don’t play wit me!”

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[Kendrick Lamar walks in calm, hoodie on, nodding like a silent ninja.]

Antoinette (smiling):
“Kenny! My cousin, the poetic prophet! What you doing here?”

Kendrick:
“Thought I’d slide through and make sure they not embarrassin’ the family name with these Dollar Tree bars.”

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[The rapper overhears.]

Rapper:
“Hold up. Not Dollar Tree bars! My bars are high-end—Target exclusive at LEAST!”

Mike Epps (side-eye):
“Nah bruh… more like 99 Cent freestyle with EBT vibes.”

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[Athlete starts rapping out of breath while jumping rope.]

Athlete:
“I got lungs for days, I can dunk and sing—
Make your label bling without a single ring!”

Ice Cube (grabs clipboard):
“Yeah okay… that rhyme was like uncooked spaghetti. Looked hard, but broke quick.”

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[Antoinette sits down in her LED throne, lights change, beat drops.]

Antoinette:
“Alright, since all y’all wanna shine, let’s do a final challenge:
Rap battle while doing a sport of choice.
You win, you in. You lose, you still get featured—but way in the background.”

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[Cue madness montage:]

Rapper raps while attempting to dribble a basketball and sprains his ego.

Athlete sings while boxing a punching bag and nearly knocks out his own hype man.

Mike Epps starts freestyle roasting both and forgets he’s not in the competition.

Ice Cube is grilling hot dogs mid-chaos yelling “This my retirement plan!”

Kendrick gets up and drops a 10-second verse so deep everyone freezes in thought for 3 minutes.

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Antoinette (grabbing mic):
“You know what? I’m keeping ALL y’all. My new show gon’ be called Too Much Talent, Not Enough Sense. Produced by RealityDundidItAgain. Starring ME.”

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[Final shot: Antoinette walks out the building in slow motion with all the chaos happening behind her like an explosion in an action movie. Cube flipping burgers, Mike Epps chasing the rapper with a mic stand, Kendrick floating in thought.]

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Catchphrase:

“Don’t test the Queen unless you ready for the crown… and the clownin’.”

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