By Antoinette Johnson

[Opening Skit: The Instagram Glow-Up Catastrophe]
Scene: A lavishly decorated living room that screams luxury… if luxury came with a warning label.

Our protagonist, Lila Queen, the reigning “Queenfluencer,” is recording a beauty tutorial for her millions of followers. The camera glitters with filters that amplify her already dramatic look.

Lila (confidently):
“Alright, my royal glam fam! Today, I’m showing you how to get a flawless winged eyeliner—in just one swipe. Because who has time for second swipes when you’re this fabulous?”

But as she applies the eyeliner, her cat, Mr. Sparklepaws, pounces onto the vanity, knocking over a glitter bomb product that explodes in a cloud of chaos. Everything—including Lila, her camera, and poor Sparklepaws—is coated in shimmering gold.

Lila (struggling to stay composed):
“And THAT is why you always test your glitter bombs off-camera. But look at this glow! Iconic or nah?”

(Cue the next montage: Fans recreating the look by deliberately setting off glitter bombs at home—tagging it #QueenMistakeChallenge.)

[Follow-Up Skit: The Paparazzi Drone Saga]
Scene: Lila is enjoying a glamorous rooftop brunch with her fellow Queenfluencers. Suddenly, a drone appears, trying to snap candid photos for a gossip blog.

Lila (rolling her eyes):
“Ugh, drones these days have NO chill.”

Instead of shooing it away, Lila turns the moment into content.

Lila (to her camera):
*“New trend alert: Brunch *aerials*! Why wait for the paparazzi when you can serve *looks* to the skies?”*

She and her squad start posing dramatically for the drone. One of her friends accidentally swats it, sending it into a tray of artisanal avocado toast. The footage ends with slow-mo avocado splatter and Lila laughing uncontrollably.

[Closing Skit: The Crowning Moment]
Scene: After a day of glamorous disasters, Lila reviews her skyrocketing analytics.

Lila (to herself):
“Queens, we’ve done it. Perfection is overrated, but a golden splat moment? Viral gold.”