Young Antoinette: “Imagine a show where people’s real lives are the script—raw, unfiltered, relatable. The world will see what I see: stories waiting to be told.”

But just as she’s about to sign the final blueprint, her assistant—an overly ambitious hype man—steals the folder labeled “Reality Network.” He sneaks it out the door and meets up with his rap group backstage.
Hype Man: “Guys, forget the music. This is our golden ticket to TV fame. I’m calling it… ‘Rap Life: The Reality.’”
Cue montage of the hype man presenting Antoinette’s stolen idea to producers, who gush over the concept. Meanwhile, Antoinette sits at home watching the premiere, realizing her vision has been taken—and not a single credit goes to her.
Scene 11: The Surprise Guests
Back to the present day, Antoinette surprises everyone by revealing two special guests joining her new show. First, the hype man himself walks in, now washed-up and trying to sell merch.
Antoinette: [grinning slyly] “Look who’s come crawling back. Don’t worry, darling—you can have a cameo on my show. It’s called redemption.”
The hype man looks sheepish as Netflix and Hulu snicker in the corner. Then, the second guest enters—a famous builder who turns out to be none other than Bob the Builder, here to renovate her old Reality Network offices into the glamorous set for her comeback show.
Bob the Builder: [holding a hammer] “Can we fix it? Yes, we can! Let’s rebuild history, Antoinette.”
Antoinette winks at the streaming platforms, who are now sweating over their future.
Scene 12: The Final Surprise
As the builder starts renovations, Antoinette reveals the biggest twist yet: Baby Yoda is joining the cast as her co-host. He waddles onto the scene in a tiny suit, ready to help Antoinette judge the streaming platform challenges.
Baby Yoda: [in his signature adorably mysterious way] “Stream this, you must.”
Antoinette and Baby Yoda strike a pose as the music swells, and the crowd cheers. Netflix and Prime are stunned silent, Hulu starts chugging kombucha, and Tubi fist-pumps in victory.
surrounded by mood boards labeled “Reality Network,” “Drama,” and “Unscripted Gold.” She’s passionately pitching her idea to her team. Young Antoinette: *
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