🌹Reality⚘️

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🌹Again

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unlocking the ordinary

Social Media Skits By Antoinette Johnson #MSreality #realitydundiditagainwordpresscomAfter-Credits Scene: The Hype Man’s Attempted ComebackThe scene opens late at night in Antoinette’s lavish Queenflix headquarters. The hype man, wearing a hoodie and sunglasses, sneaks into the lobby carrying a duffel bag full of what looks like homemade merch. He stops in front of a massive golden statue of Antoinette.

Hype Man: [whispering] “Alright, this is my moment. Gotta get back in the game. Maybe if I pitch her some new ideas…like, uh, ‘Real Rap Life 2.0’—she’ll forgive me.”

As he tiptoes toward the elevator, he’s intercepted by none other than Baby Yoda, wearing a tiny security guard uniform. Baby Yoda tilts his head, eyes glowing with suspicion.

Baby Yoda: [raising one hand] “Hoodie man, you shall not pass.”

Hype Man: [laughs nervously] “Whoa, hey little guy, I’m just here to—”

Baby Yoda uses the Force to lift the hype man’s duffel bag into the air, spilling its contents. Out tumble bootleg Queenflix t-shirts with slogans like “Ms. Reality, Call Me Back” and “Antoinette Forever…Hire Me?”

Suddenly, the lights flicker on, and Antoinette appears at the top of the grand staircase, holding a glass of wine and flanked by Bob the Builder and Beyoncé. She smirks as she surveys the scene.

Antoinette: *”Oh, sweetie, you really thought you could sneak back into my empire? With *that* merch? Please.”*

Bob the Builder: [shaking his head] “Terrible craftsmanship. I wouldn’t even wear that to fix a sink.”

Beyoncé: [laughing] “And you spelled ‘Queenflix’ wrong. It says ‘Quenflix.’ Honestly…tragic.”

Antoinette glides down the staircase and looks the hype man dead in the eye.

Antoinette: *”Let me make one thing crystal clear. You stole from me once, and I came back stronger. You try to mess with me again, and I’ll turn you into a cautionary tale on *Behind the Streams.* Now, get out of my headquarters before Baby Yoda handles you.”*

The hype man, thoroughly humiliated, scrambles out the door. Baby Yoda waves his tiny hand, using the Force to lock it behind him.

The Final Frame
Antoinette turns to Baby Yoda and the crew, raising her glass.

Antoinette: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is why I’m the queen. Cheers to never looking back.”

The camera pans out as the Queenflix team laughs and toasts to Antoinette’s undeniable reign, while the golden statue of her gleams under the spotlight.

End of Everything.

Antoinette now has it all: her empire, her redemption arc, loyal allies, and a baby Yoda in uniform. What’s not to love about this Queen-level finale? Stay tuned in from social media skits by Antoinette Johnson

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