Social Media Skits By Antoinette Johnson #MSreality #realitydundiditagainwordpresscom **Scene 4: The First Twist**As Antoinette walks out, Tubi secretly slips her a USB drive. She plugs it in later and discovers a hidden documentary exposing how Netflix, Prime, and Hulu tried to sabotage her reality TV empire years ago. Furious, she storms back into the boardroom.Antoinette: *[slamming the USB on the table]* “You thought you could bury me? Guess what—I’m the phoenix, and I’m about to burn your empires to the ground.”Netflix: *[sweating]* “It’s not what it looks like!”Prime Video: *[stammering]* “We were just…uh…testing market strategies?”**Scene 5: The Second Twist**Antoinette announces she’s teaming up with Tubi to launch a new reality show called *”Streaming Wars: The Real Battle.”* The show will feature Netflix, Prime, Hulu, and Disney+ competing in ridiculous challenges—like surviving without Wi-Fi for 24 hours or creating a viral TikTok dance.Disney+: *[clutching Mickey ears]* “I don’t do TikTok. I’m wholesome content!”Hulu: *[rolling eyes]* “This is so beneath me.”Antoinette: *[smirking]* “Oh, you’ll do it. Because the winner gets exclusive rights to my Reality Network.”**Scene 6: The Final Twist**Just as the streaming platforms start competing, Antoinette drops the ultimate bombshell: she’s been secretly filming *them* for her new reality show, *”Behind the Streams.”* The footage includes Netflix crying over bad reviews, Prime Video arguing with Alexa, and Hulu sneaking kombucha into meetings.Antoinette: *[laughing]* “Congratulations, you’re all stars now. But remember—*I’m* the producer, and I own the rights.”Cue slow-motion walkout as Antoinette leaves the boardroom, sunglasses on, while the streaming platforms scramble to save face.To be continued!
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