Social Media Skits By Antoinette Johnson #MSreality #realitydundiditagainwordpresscom Alright, picture this: a dimly lit boardroom with Netflix, Prime Video, Hulu, Tubi, and Disney+ personified as over-the-top characters. Netflix is the suave, overconfident CEO in a red suit. Prime Video is the tech nerd with a drone hovering nearby. Hulu is the artsy hipster sipping kombucha. Tubi is the scrappy underdog in a hoodie, and Disney+ is the sparkly, wholesome one with Mickey ears.**Scene 1: The Showdown**Netflix: *[leans back smugly]* “Let’s face it, folks. I’m the OG. Everyone binges me. I’m basically a lifestyle.”Prime Video: *[adjusts glasses]* “Lifestyle? Please. I offer two-day shipping *and* award-winning originals. I’m the full package.”Hulu: *[rolls eyes]* “Yawn. You’re both so mainstream. I’m where the cool kids hang out. Ever heard of indie films?”Tubi: *[stands up dramatically]* “Cool kids? Mainstream? Whatever. I’m free. That’s right—*free*. No subscriptions, no strings. I’m the people’s champ!”Disney+: *[waves wand]* “Ahem. I have princesses, superheroes, and Baby Yoda. Need I say more?”**Scene 2: Enter Antoinette Johnson**Suddenly, the doors burst open. Enter Antoinette Johnson, rocking a power suit and sunglasses. She slams a reality TV trophy on the table.Antoinette: *[with a smirk]* “Y’all arguing over who’s the best? Cute. But let’s not forget who invented reality TV. That’s right—*me*. And now, I’m taking over the Reality Network. You’re all just living in my world.”Netflix: *[stammering]* “Wait, what? You’re the original?”Antoinette: *[leans in]* “Oh, honey. I was serving drama before you even had a login screen.”**Scene 3: The Twist**The streaming platforms start scrambling to partner with Antoinette. Netflix offers a docuseries. Prime Video promises a reality competition show. Tubi just hands her a hoodie.Antoinette: *[grinning]* “Nice try, but I’m doing this my way. Reality Network is about to be the *real* MVP.”Cue dramatic music as Antoinette walks out, leaving the streaming platforms in chaos.To be continued!