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Social Media Skits By Antoinette Johnson

Title: “Empire LOLs: Queenflix Mayhem”**
Where glamour meets chaos and the CEO reigns supreme.


[Scene 1: Luke and Tye, the Accident-Prone Interns]
Setting: The lavish Queenflix headquarters is a blend of cutting-edge tech, golden accents, and over-the-top extravagance. Luke and Tye, new interns, are tasked with organizing a glitter-infused promotional shoot.

Luke: *“We just have to *not* break anything. Easy, right?”*
Tye: “Speak for yourself. I already tripped over a champagne fountain and accidentally unsubscribed the company’s TikTok followers.”

While Tye attempts to fix the subscriber count, Luke accidentally sets off a glitter cannon aimed directly at the conference room glass wall. The glitter explosion reveals Antoinette, the Queen CEO, making a dramatic entrance.


[Scene 2: Antoinette’s Royal Walk-In]
Antoinette, wearing a dazzling crown and cape, surveys the glitter-coated chaos with regal poise.

Antoinette (calmly): “And this is why I wear waterproof mascara daily.”
She gestures for the staff to pause everything and dramatically removes her sunglasses.

Luke: “Uh… surprise glitter tribute for our queen?”
Tye (awkwardly bowing): “It’s a trend. #GlitterRoyalty. You’re going to love it!”

Antoinette smirks but taps her golden iPad to pull up live analytics, showing #GlitterRoyalty already going viral.


[Scene 3: The Accidental Empire Campaign]
Antoinette notices Luke and Tye attempting to hide their mess under the guise of “creative content development.” Instead of reprimanding them, she turns their blunders into a marketing campaign.

Antoinette (to the staff): *“Let’s brand this glitter chaos. Call it… #QueenflixSparkleTakeover. Luke, Tye, you’re now the *stars* of this campaign. Do NOT mess this up.”*

Luke accidentally drops another glitter bomb, coating himself and Antoinette’s cape, but she simply strikes a majestic pose for the cameras.

Antoinette: “Queens don’t panic—they sparkle harder. Capture this moment!”


[Scene 4: Viral Success and Rooftop Celebration]
The campaign blows up online, with fans recreating the chaos, tagging their posts #QueenflixSparkleTakeover. Antoinette hosts a rooftop celebration, but Luke and Tye accidentally launch the drone meant for capturing aerial footage into a tower of artisanal cupcakes.

Luke: “Oops.”
Tye: “We’re still hired, right?”
Antoinette (laughing): “You two are lucky you’re funny. Grab a mop—and a crown. You’re both officially part of my royal squad.”


[Closing Scene: Queen Antoinette’s Final Word]
As Luke and Tye attempt to clean up their latest disaster, Antoinette addresses the audience with her signature confidence.

Antoinette: “At Queenflix, perfection is overrated. Chaos is golden, and glitter? Well, glitter is forever. Stay royal, my glam fam!”

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