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Social Media Skits By Antoinette Johnson

Title: Queenflix: Viral Sass Revolution Continues

Scene 5: GloRilla’s Shocking Reveal
(The confetti settles, and GloRilla takes center stage. The crowd’s murmurs are cut short by her dramatic proclamation.)
GloRilla: “Antoinette, I’ve got a secret…I’m your long-lost cousin!”
(Everyone gasps. Antoinette drops her glitter stick, but her sass radar stays sharp.)
Antoinette: (Squinting) “Cousin? Are you sure this isn’t just an elaborate viral stunt? Because I’ve seen your TikTok moves—they’re suspiciously similar to mine.”
GloRilla: (Grinning) “Girl, it runs in the family! Our granny used to drop beats in church. You think you’re the only one with legendary sass genes?”
Cardi B: (Wide-eyed) “Hold up, hold up. If y’all are related, I’m calling Maury for confirmation.
(Tyler Perry hides behind Madea, who’s now spinning her purse like a nunchuck.)

Scene 6: Queenflix vs. Other Platforms
(As Queenflix fans explode in the comments, the rival social media platforms take notice. SnapSnag and GramGram try to sabotage Queenflix with their own viral videos, but they can’t quite match the sass levels.)
Lila: (On livestream) “Y’all, SnapSnag tried to start a challenge with a rubber chicken. What even is that? Queenflix is the superior sass hub, don’t @ me!”
Madea: (Laughing) “Rubber chicken?! Bless their hearts—they could never handle this sass hurricane!”

Scene 7: The Handsome Saboteur
*(Suddenly, the door swings open and a dashing man in a tailored suit strides in. He’s holding a bouquet of roses, but his smoldering gaze looks *very suspicious.* The Queenflix crew freezes.)*
Tarsha: (Whispering) “Uh-oh. I smell trouble…and cologne.”
Antoinette: (With arms crossed) “Well, well, well. A handsome stranger with roses. Let me guess—some jealous wannabe platform sent you to charm me into chaos?”
Handsome Saboteur: (Chuckling nervously) “I—uh—roses are red, violets are blue, can you—uh—please take them?”
(Antoinette walks up to him, snatches the roses, and tosses them into Cardi’s hands.)
Antoinette: “Nice try, buddy. But Queenflix doesn’t fall for cheap tricks. Sass is an art form—not for amateurs or infiltrators.”

Scene 8: The Comeback Finale
(Antoinette and GloRilla team up for an epic sass-off against SnapSnag and GramGram’s influencers, roasting their attempts to copy Queenflix vibes.)
Antoinette: “Listen up, wannabes. We don’t do rubber chickens—we do sass masterpieces.
GloRilla: “And we don’t need cheap charm either. We’ve got beats, glitter, and Madea Bars.
Madea: (Dropping the mic) “Queenflix is the crown jewel of the internet. Now y’all can take notes—or take a seat.”
*(The viral performance ends with Luke unicycling through flames and glitter cannons, as the Queenflix logo flashes “Sass Royalty Forever!”)

Tarsha: “And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why the internet belongs to Queenflix.”

Cardi B: (Blowing a kiss) “Oprah’s definitely watching now!”

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