Scene: Queenflix HQ – Theme Brainstorming Edition
Setting: The usual chaos—Antoinette, Tarsha, Tyler, and Lila are back at their favorite round table. A giant whiteboard looms nearby, filled with scribbles and questionable doodles of crowns and wigs.*

1. Antoinette’s Entrance:

• Antoinette: (Striding in with oversized sunglasses and a glittery clipboard) “Listen up, peasants. Today’s challenge is pitching themes. Think BIG. Think BOLD. Think…whatever gets us trending faster than Tarsha’s makeup tutorials.”
• Tarsha: (Blowing a kiss) “They’re iconic. You’re welcome.”

1. Tyler’s Wild Card:

• Tyler: (Throwing gummy bears onto the whiteboard) “How about ‘Haunted Coffee Shops’? Baristas are ghosts, but they still charge $12 for lattes.”
• Lila: (Giggling) “Do they still mess up your name, though?”
• Tyler: “Obviously. ‘No, Karen, I said Lila, not Llama.’”

1. Tarsha’s Diva Moment:

• Tarsha: “I’m thinking ‘Dance Moms Apocalypse’—where choreographers battle it out in abandoned malls for the ultimate trophy.”
• Antoinette: “Bonus points if they use mannequins as backup dancers.”
• Tarsha: “Done. Viral already.”

1. Lila’s Sweet Twist:

• Lila: “What about a show called ‘DIY Disaster Diaries’? People try crafts they saw online, but it goes horribly wrong.”
• Tyler: “Like turning a sock into a purse. Bam—sock purse. No refunds.”

1. The Queenflix Outrage:

• Antoinette: (Slamming her glittery clipboard) “No. We take this higher! ‘Celebrity Hide and Seek’! We lock celebs in a giant mansion and make fans find them.”
• Tarsha: “Yaaaas. But no one leaves until Beyoncé is found!”
• Tyler: “That’ll take years…”
• Antoinette: “Perfect. The ratings will never drop.”

1. The Viral Plan:

• Lila: “Okay, so we film us pitching these insane ideas, right?”
• Tyler: (Nods) “With dramatic sound effects and a countdown clock.”
• Tarsha: “And wigs. Don’t forget the wigs.”
• Antoinette: “Oh, I never forget the wigs. You know this.”

Caption:

• “Queenflix HQ: Where we redefine chaos—and celebrity hide-and-seek. Don’t blink or you’ll miss Tyler’s sock purse moment!”