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Title: The Overly-Honest Job Interview

Where charm, clumsiness, and chaos collide!


[Opening Scene: The Corporate Dungeon]
The office is sleek but unwelcoming. The interview panel—three quirky characters—sits behind a dauntingly large desk. There’s the overly serious HR rep, the bored executive idly twirling a pen, and the gadget-obsessed tech guy who’s more interested in his smartwatch than the interview.

Luke Harrington, the clumsy but dashingly handsome genius, enters dramatically… and trips over the threshold. Papers fly everywhere.

HR Rep (deadpan): “Well, that’s an entrance.”
Luke (flashing a megawatt grin): *“First impressions are overrated, right? Besides, I hear you love a candidate who *spills* their enthusiasm.”*
(He gestures to the coffee cup he knocked over, which has now formed a suspicious puddle on the executive’s lap.)


[Scene 2: The Questioning Begins]

HR Rep (serious): “What’s your greatest strength?”
Luke: “Accidental chaos. I’m like a walking Murphy’s Law, but with style. Disasters follow me… and so do millions of followers.”

Executive (raising an eyebrow): “Millions?”
Luke: “Social media. Turns out who can fall up the corporate ladder… and down escalators.”

The tech guy chuckles but quickly pretends to be checking his smartwatch.

Tech Guy: “Alright, any coding skills?”
Luke (thinking): “Does resetting my grandma’s Wi-Fi count? Oh, and I once hacked my microwave to make it play a victory tune after every popcorn bag!”


[Scene 3: The Panel vs. TikTok Fame]
As the interview progresses, the panelists start bickering about Luke’s social media presence.

Executive: “Wait, you’re @ClumsyButCharming? My kids talk about you all the time!”
Tech Guy (blushing): “He’s why I got into drone racing.”
HR Rep (rolling her eyes): “Focus, people. We’re professionals.”


[Scene 4: The Drone Incident]
Luke notices a gadget on the tech guy’s desk and, naturally, presses the biggest button. A drone takes off and starts circling the room chaotically. Everyone panics.

HR Rep: “What have you done?!”
Luke (grinning): “Improved morale. Watch this.”

Luke uses his wit (and surprisingly sharp reflexes) to maneuver the drone, landing it perfectly in front of the HR Rep—with a bag of chips it “borrowed” from the snack station.

Tech Guy (awed): “He’s a legend.”


[Closing Scene: Chaos Meets Charm]
As Luke shakes hands to leave, the HR Rep slips on the coffee puddle and crashes into the desk. Luke catches her mid-fall.

Luke (with a wink): “Don’t worry—it’s not an interview until someone breaks something. I think we’d make a great team.”

The HR Rep sighs, defeated, but smirks as she says: “Welcome aboard… Clumsy but Charming.”

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