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unlocking the ordinary

Social Media Skits By Antoinette Johnson #MSreality #realitydundiditagainwordpresscom Scene 7: The Origin Story Antoinette gathers the streaming titans and holds an exclusive press conference. Dressed in a sequined power suit, she steps up to the mic and flashes a sly smile.
Antoinette: *”Before there was Netflix and chill, before you were praying Alexa knew your password, I was busy creating the first-ever reality TV format. The concept? Real people, real drama, no scripts. The world wasn’t ready for me—so someone in my camp decided to *steal* my idea and handed it off to a hype man from a rap group. Next thing you know, they’re on TV, living my dream while I get nothing but a ‘thank you’ on the credits. Spoiler: they didn’t even thank me.”*

The streaming executives gasp. Disney+ clutches their pearls, Netflix drops their latte, and Prime Video nervously fiddles with their drone.

Antoinette: “But that’s alright. You know why? Because the original always stands out. And now, Ms. Reality is taking back her crown.”

Scene 8: The Triple Twist Finale
Antoinette reveals the ultimate twist. Her new show, “Ms. Reality: The Comeback Queen,” will expose the true story behind the stolen idea. It includes secret footage of her camp scheming, rap group rehearsals, and the hype man fumbling over his lines.

Antoinette: “Oh, and surprise—your networks are all competing to stream this exclusive. Wanna know who I’m choosing?”

She spins dramatically toward Tubi, who’s been silently sipping coffee in the corner.

Antoinette: “My scrappy underdog Tubi. Because while y’all were busy throwing cash around, Tubi brought the receipts. Loyalty wins, baby.”

Cue chaos. Netflix faints. Prime Video threatens to launch a drone strike. Hulu starts angrily sketching a revenge indie film. Meanwhile, Tubi pumps their fists like Rocky Balboa.

Scene 9: The Sexy Close
The camera pans to Antoinette, standing confidently in front of the streaming titans, sunglasses on, trophy in hand. She smirks at the camera and delivers the final line:

Antoinette: “Streaming may be the future, but don’t forget who wrote the past. Ms. Reality has spoken.”

The screen fades to black with dramatic music and the tagline: “Not all queens wear crowns—some wear sequins.”

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