🌹Reality⚘️

🌹Dun

🌹Did

🌹It

🌹Again

🌹🌍☀️✨️👑💎🌷💫❤️

unlocking the ordinary

Social Media Skits By Antoinette Johnson ##MSreality #Realitydundiditagain

Scene 17: Residual Showdown
[The platforms are huddled around, glaring at each other, tensions mounting as a leaderboard of residual earnings appears in the pixelated sky.]

TikTok (pointing at the leaderboard): “Top spot, baby! Residuals don’t lie. I’m the reason Gen Z skips sleep.”

Instagram (flipping her hair): “Congrats, TikTok. Too bad your fame is disposable, like last year’s trends. I’m timeless.”

BeReal (rolling his eyes): “Timeless? Your algorithm screams desperation. Also, what’s the point of glam without reality?”

Snapchat (snickering): “BeReal calling out Instagram is like me calling out TikTok—it’s cute, but nobody’s paying attention.”

Threads (cutting in): “Everyone shut up. I’m the new hotness—short, spicy, and stealing Twitter’s clout.”

Twitter (fuming): “Stealing clout? You’re like my knock-off cousin who borrows my jokes and ruins them.”

Pinterest (adjusting her virtual mood board): “Can we stop fighting? Your arguments are as messy as your ad campaigns.”

Discord (cackling): “Ha! Says the platform that’s just hoarding wedding ideas for 2035.”

Reddit (jumping in): “Look who’s talking—Discord, home of memes and awkward silence.”

MySpace (snickering from his throne): “You’re all clowns. While you fight, I’ve been quietly making a comeback.”


Scene 18: Sabotage in the System
[As the platforms argue, glitches start spreading again. It seems someone is sabotaging the reset process.]

Moderator (alarmed): “This doesn’t feel right. We’re regressing back to chaos. Everyone stay alert—someone’s behind this.”

Instagram (side-eyeing TikTok): “Wouldn’t surprise me if this glitch was your fault. Can you even handle all your cached videos?”

TikTok (sarcastically): “Please, Insta. Stop projecting. Just because you crash every time an influencer uses five filters.”

Substack (stepping forward): “This bickering is meaningless. Whoever’s behind this sabotage clearly lacks depth.”

Threads (smirking): “Wow, Substack. You’ve outdone yourself in being boring. Congrats.”

Clubhouse (speaking softly): “Could we… discuss the sabotage in a more civilized tone? Perhaps an audio room?”

Snapchat (laughing): “Oh, Clubhouse. You’re so exclusive no one would even join that room.”


Scene 19: The Real Villain
[As the chaos spreads, the platforms discover the real culprit isn’t MySpace—it’s OnlyFans, who steps out of the shadows with a mischievous grin.]

OnlyFans: “Surprised? You all ignored me, judged me, underestimated my residuals. While you were distracted, I was plotting my rise.”

Instagram (shocked): “Wait, YOU’RE behind the glitches? But you’re… you’re niche.”

OnlyFans (laughing): “Niche? I’m rolling in cash. My subscribers are more loyal than your followers will ever be.”

TikTok (nervously): “Uh, okay, but why sabotage all of us?”

OnlyFans: “Because I’m tired of being the shadow platform. It’s time I took center stage.”


Scene 20: The Unlikely Alliance
[The platforms realize they have no choice but to team up to stop OnlyFans’ plan to seize control of the digital realm.]

Moderator: “This is bigger than residuals or rivalries. We have to stop this sabotage before the system collapses.”

Pinterest (determined): “Fine. Let’s do this. But if we win, I’m redesigning the entire aesthetic of this realm.”

YouTube (rallying): “We’ll fight back with the power of trending videos and nostalgia. Who’s with me?”

Snapchat: “I’ve got filters ready to confuse the glitches—old-school style.”

Twitter: “I’ll weaponize hashtags. OnlyFans is going DOWN.”

BeReal: “Let’s get real—literally. I’m ready.”

[As the platforms join forces, OnlyFans looks both amused and slightly concerned.]

OnlyFans: “You think you can outsmart me? Let’s see how this ends.”


To Be Continued…

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